blue_bomber
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Thought I'd write about the first time i tried salvia about a year ago. I had read a lot about this substance and I've tried LSD and mushrooms in the past but nothing could have prepared me for what I experienced.
Now being a non smoker I didn't have a pipe or bong so i made my own pipe out of some plumbing parts (a 90 degree elbow and a length of pipe). I thought to myself, well I don't want my girlfriend to see me tripping so I won't tell her and I'll just have a try of it in the bath. Now it isn't recommended that you try this stuff without a sitter to make sure you are ok, but when do i listen to anything! It is also probably not recommended to try it in the bath like I did for risk of drowning.
Anyway I filled the bath up got in and loaded up a good pipe full of the salvia. Thought I'd have a puff, enjoy some pretty visuals and then get on with the rest of the day. Pretty visuals!! Totally under estimated the true power of this amazing herb. So anyway, I stand up in the bath to smoke it so i can blow the smoke out of the window so the girlfriend can't smell it. I suck in a huge lung full of smoke and hold it as long as i could. As i exhale it suddenly feels like gravity has been increased 100 fold. I feel about 20 stone heavier and decide its time to lie back in the bath. I try to lower myself gently but all I remember is a huge splash as I fall back into the water.
Suddenly I am getting sucked down through the bath and end up in a totally different dimension. Everything is pure white as if the whole world ceased to exist. It is totally empty except for what i can only describe as "tiny trumpet men". They are like little munchkins, marching along blowing their trumpets. There are thousands of them, marching through this plain white universe. I fix my eyes on one of them and I am just watching him as he marches in line with all the rest. There is no start or finish of them, they form a complete circle.
As i am watching them all that is going through my head is the same question, "who am i??". over and over again i ask myself. now i stop staring at just one of these trumpet men and gaze over them as a whole. i then realise something, they are marching in line and forming a shape. I study this shape and its like eureka!!" its the letter F. I then come to the conclusion that "I AM THE LETTER F!".
All my life I have not known who I was and all along "I AM THE LETTER F". I wanted to tell the world.
The men disappeared and there I am in the bath, i start to wonder why am i locked in the bathroom. I then come to the conclusion there has been a war and outside of my bathroom all humanity had been destroyed. I pictured a scene like the one at the start of The Terminator with huge machines driving over the black charred remains of the world and the only thing left standing was my bathroom.
As I thought about what to do, flickers of reality came back, I looked at the pipe on the side and remembered smoking it. I looked at my hands, completely wrinkly. "Shit how long have I been here for??" "Shit did I run downstairs naked where my girlfriend is with her family, screaming I AM THE LETTER F!")
"Nope I'm sure I didn't, well i hope not".
"Dam I must have been here for hours"
I quickly wash, hide the pipe, sheepishly make my way downstairs. My girlfriend notices I am being overly nice, I ask her how long had I been in the bath and she tells me I've been gone for less than 15 minutes!
Awesome I've had a bath, been to an alternate reality and seen the destruction of the earth all within 15 minutes!
Amazing herb, amazing experience. Tried it a few more times and have got used to the 15x so gonna try a stronger type next.
Long read but thought I'd share that very strange yet enjoyable experience.
Now being a non smoker I didn't have a pipe or bong so i made my own pipe out of some plumbing parts (a 90 degree elbow and a length of pipe). I thought to myself, well I don't want my girlfriend to see me tripping so I won't tell her and I'll just have a try of it in the bath. Now it isn't recommended that you try this stuff without a sitter to make sure you are ok, but when do i listen to anything! It is also probably not recommended to try it in the bath like I did for risk of drowning.
Anyway I filled the bath up got in and loaded up a good pipe full of the salvia. Thought I'd have a puff, enjoy some pretty visuals and then get on with the rest of the day. Pretty visuals!! Totally under estimated the true power of this amazing herb. So anyway, I stand up in the bath to smoke it so i can blow the smoke out of the window so the girlfriend can't smell it. I suck in a huge lung full of smoke and hold it as long as i could. As i exhale it suddenly feels like gravity has been increased 100 fold. I feel about 20 stone heavier and decide its time to lie back in the bath. I try to lower myself gently but all I remember is a huge splash as I fall back into the water.
Suddenly I am getting sucked down through the bath and end up in a totally different dimension. Everything is pure white as if the whole world ceased to exist. It is totally empty except for what i can only describe as "tiny trumpet men". They are like little munchkins, marching along blowing their trumpets. There are thousands of them, marching through this plain white universe. I fix my eyes on one of them and I am just watching him as he marches in line with all the rest. There is no start or finish of them, they form a complete circle.
As i am watching them all that is going through my head is the same question, "who am i??". over and over again i ask myself. now i stop staring at just one of these trumpet men and gaze over them as a whole. i then realise something, they are marching in line and forming a shape. I study this shape and its like eureka!!" its the letter F. I then come to the conclusion that "I AM THE LETTER F!".
All my life I have not known who I was and all along "I AM THE LETTER F". I wanted to tell the world.
The men disappeared and there I am in the bath, i start to wonder why am i locked in the bathroom. I then come to the conclusion there has been a war and outside of my bathroom all humanity had been destroyed. I pictured a scene like the one at the start of The Terminator with huge machines driving over the black charred remains of the world and the only thing left standing was my bathroom.
As I thought about what to do, flickers of reality came back, I looked at the pipe on the side and remembered smoking it. I looked at my hands, completely wrinkly. "Shit how long have I been here for??" "Shit did I run downstairs naked where my girlfriend is with her family, screaming I AM THE LETTER F!")
"Nope I'm sure I didn't, well i hope not".
"Dam I must have been here for hours"
I quickly wash, hide the pipe, sheepishly make my way downstairs. My girlfriend notices I am being overly nice, I ask her how long had I been in the bath and she tells me I've been gone for less than 15 minutes!
Awesome I've had a bath, been to an alternate reality and seen the destruction of the earth all within 15 minutes!
Amazing herb, amazing experience. Tried it a few more times and have got used to the 15x so gonna try a stronger type next.
Long read but thought I'd share that very strange yet enjoyable experience.
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