konshuss
Bluelighter
May I Present To You:
a brief experience report
regarding...
"THE ADMINISTRATION OF AN AQUEOUS SOLUTION OF METHYLPHENIDATE THROUGH PLUGGING"
by
Konshuss
a brief experience report
regarding...
"THE ADMINISTRATION OF AN AQUEOUS SOLUTION OF METHYLPHENIDATE THROUGH PLUGGING"
by
Konshuss
PREFACE AND BACKGROUND:
I have long been enchanted with chemicals that make me feel 'up'. In my teen years, it was caffeine, then occasional nicotine -- the chemical love affair of millions of people around the world!
More recently, I have experimented with ephedrine (yuck), MDPV (fun but harsh), adrafinil (boring), modafinil (lovely), and now ... Novartis-branded 'Ritalin' (methylphenidate 10mg, quick-release).
I have limited experience with stims, and my tolerance is probably pretty low.
I enjoy the energy and mental focus provided by 3x10mg tabs during the day, always taken orally, about 2 hours apart, never taking more than this in any one 24-hour period. I do have a few threads of self-control left, it seems. Cut-off for dosing is always around 4pm. I have had problems with insomnia in the past, and I don't want stims to be an issue later at night. With a 4pm cut-off, I have never had problems with sleep (typically around 11pm).
After reading about the nasal route, I decided that I didn't really want to try it ... putting a powder intentionally in the nasal cavity seemed a little harsh -- especially not liking the idea of inhaling fillers and binders from the tablet.
So, what's a guy / girl supposed to do? I kept doing research and discovered the benefits of 'plugging' ... immediate effects, lower required doses, etc.
Well, part of the appeal of nasal administration is that the drug is rapidly absorbed through the mucous membranes, thereby skipping the 'first pass' metabolization. The rectum offers a similar opportuntity. Since I don't have any qualms about my body, and I'm quite comfortable with my sexuality, I decided to join thousands of other psychonauts (heavy emphasis on the 'psycho' part) and put some drugs up the bum!
METHOD:
I chopped and crushed up two Novartis 10mg quick-release Ritalin tablets using a kitchen knife. A fine powder was produced. The powder was carefully poured into a shot glass. Ten millimeters of warm tap water were added. The mixture was gently stirred occasionally over a few minutes. The resulting solution was sort of milky, but with very little precipitate on the bottom of the glass.
Obtained a 10mL plastic medicinal syringe (without needle -- duh!), the kind that is included in liquid cold medicine products from the drug store. The syringe was loaded to full (10mL). I got some sex lube from the bedside drawer and lubed up that sexy sexy medicine dropper. Ooh baby! Cue pron music.
I removed clothing for access and rested on the ground. Buttocks were raised. The well-lubed syringe was gently inserted about 2-3 cm inside the abyss, and the plunger was slowly pushed. No drama, no discomfort -- nothing really. I waited on the ground, with the buttocks gently elevated, and thought about life. The view was interesting. I'd never seen my bathroom from that angle before.
Mental state at the time: I notice that I'm feeling kind of lethargic, like I could use a nap.
3:25 PM (T+0:00)
I think that I am one weird dude, having just stuck a plastic syringe with a solution up my anus. That's some bizarre shit. But I guess there's weirder people out there. "Embrace the weird!", that's my motto.
3:28 PM (T+0:03)
Get fully dressed again. I decide that lounging on the bathroom floor is incredibly boring. I wander around the house. I go to the kitchen and tidy up. No effects felt yet. I wonder if this is worth it.
3:45 PM (T+0:20)
Checking emails. I am very intently focusing on the task at hand. Thoughts are flowing like an electric river in my brain. My fingers are typing at a fantastic pace.
Hmm. Maybe there is something to this after all.
4:00 PM (T+0:35)
I am planning for all sorts of things for the remainder of the day -- tasks at hand, tasks to complete, etc. etc. Thoughts are blasting through my brain at incredible speed, competing for attention and begging for organization. This is wonderful!
I do not suffer from the earlier lethargy at all. Energy levels (physical and mental) are up about 50%. The plugging is working.
4:10 PM (T+0:45)
I practice guitar and piano for a while. The concepts come easy ... the dexterity is incredible. My fingers are flowing so fast and accurately. This is very useful!
4:40 PM (T+1:15)
I need to leave the house to run some errands. I still have intense 'thought trains' running through my head. I have a powerful sense of focus and purpose. I have new-found motivation to tackle tasks that I otherwise would avoid (due to banality, etc.) and I feel like I have a good reservoir of energy to draw from. Unlike MDPV or even caffeine, there are no cardiovascular effects to speak of, no jitters. I don't even really feel "high", as there isn't any euphoria to speak of. I just feel focused and positive.
I notice that the intensity of the experience is starting to subside a bit. The energy of 30 minutes ago seems to have dimished by 5-10%. I am bit surprised by this. The peak is much shorter and more intense than with the oral route, it seems.
5:25 PM (T+2:00)
Plugged ritalin still producing a lot of subtle feel-good energy, but things are much calmer now. Almost a 'normal' state of mind, but I still have a lot of focus and energy. The thought trains have parked for the night. There is only one line of thinking now -- tending to daily needs, pragmatic issues, house stuff.
7:25 PM (T+3:00)
Made a delicious pasta supper, enjoyed by wife and others present. I am a focused monster in the kitchen, with a controlled, razor-sharp sense of energy, an efficient cooking machine. Watch out, Jamie Oliver, you stupid annoying twit!
8:25 PM (T+4:00)
Now I have cleaned up all the kitchen stuff, all the pots and pans, made lunch for tomorrow, scrubbed the gas range, and done a few other silly chores that are superfluous. I still feel focused, but calmer.
9:25 PM (T+5:00)
Almost back to normal now. A sense of quiet fatigue is coming. If this is the come-down, I don't mind. There's nothing harsh about it. It could also be the natural circadian rhythms kicking in.
10:45 PM (T+6:20)
Finishing this report. Bed beckons. Hopefully sleep will not be an issue. I rest in bed, take a 3mg dose of melatonin, and a 5-HTP capsule to help replenish my transmitter levels.
SUMMARY
Despite the various taboos of sticking things up one's bottom, I feel that this is a very legitimate route of administration. It is incredibly cost-effective. The dose response was considerably higher than through oral administration. This makes it very appealing. I would estimate that the perceived effects were about 50% stronger than oral administration, and the onset was much faster as well.
For me, the typical oral onset is about 60 minutes, with peak about 2 hours in. The plugging was 50% faster, by my estimation.
Me and the 10mL syringe are best friends now. I will be taking the 10mL syringe out for dinner, and will buy it flowers. Soon, I will introduce the 10mL syringe to his parents. I want to make the 10mL syringe a permanent part of his life. You are all invited to the wedding.
End of report.
NOTE: this is a re-post of a similar report that I had posted on drugs-forum.com, but I am posting this new improved (de-SWIM'ed) version here for Bluelighters to enjoy.