When I was in high school ( I think I was a sophomore ) I smoked weed and got drunk in the bathroom, separately, that is. It was super risky just because my school was really small, I graduated with like 30 kids in my class if that gives you an idea of the size.
Another time in school, in the same year I think, I broke my knuckle and was prescribed hydrocodone. I took a couple before class to get a buzz. A few moments later while in class I was like, "man, I should go take one or two more." As I did this one of my teachers stepped out in the hall and watched as I grabbed the pills out of my locker and popped 'em in my mouth. I told her they were RX'd and all she said was, "You're supposed to give those to the secretary." She was a cool teacher. Haha.
The other day I tripped on mushrooms while walking through a busy city. I kept my shit together fairly well though, everyone was drunk anyway.
Oooooh. The first hotel room I rented on my own, ( I'm 18 ) my friends and I had like a half oz of some super potent mj. I told my friends not to, but being the dumbasses they are, they broke up and rolled a blunt in our room. We go outside and smoke it, then come back to our room and find that it REEKS of marijuana; what a surprise 8). Eventually, we get a call in our room and one of my friends answers (his ID was the one at the desk, which is why he answered and not me). All I hear my friend say is: "The front desk? Alright." Then he hangs up. It was the hotel manager and he wanted to see him. My friend leaves and the rest of us are just waiting in the room nervous as fuck.
Our friend comes back with the night-shift manager, a Mexican dude named José, I know, cliché as fuck. He was like, "it smells like weed in here guys... But I'm not gonna call the cops or anything, that way you don't get in trouble, and we don't get in trouble. Just stop what you're doing, open a window and air out the room."
Me and my drunk friends were like, "thaaanks man, we'll do that right away." That manager was chill as fuck about it.
I know there are more stories but that's all I care to tell for now.