ControlDaddy
Bluelighter
Why not save money, your environment, and make your EVIL methamphetamine habit sound like benign cannabis usage? Try it with your next baggie. You will be surprised how much shit you’ve been wasting.
(This is going to be a little noisy so do this when you are alone until you get comfortable with it.)
Grab a plastic bottle and it’s cap. Start with a large Powerade or Gatorade bottle if you can.
About 1/3 of the way up, cut a little slit as wide as your finger. Make a smaller slit perpendicular that intersects the first. You should be able to blow air through this carb, and plug the carb with a finger tip.
Fill the bottle halfway to the carb with tap or distilled water.
Unscrew the cap so it is loose and can be lifted off the bottle.
Take a hit, but not a monster one, not yet.
Instead of blowing out your hit, take the cap and set it down next to the bottle.
Grab the bottle so the carb is away from you.
Pull the bottle to your mouth, and tilt your head back so the bottle turns upside down and the water touches your lips.
Exhale as slowly as you can, burbling the water like a bong.
Set the bottle down.
If there is white vapor in the bottle put the cap on and tighten it, cover the carb with your finger, and shake up and down vigorously.
When the vapor is thin or gone, loosen the cap and set the bottle down, any thin vapors will condense themselves while you take your next hit.
Repeat with your next hit and so on.
When you are done smoking, drink the water in the bottle (prepare to be high awhile longer than you are used to) or save it and rerock it.
With practice, you will find the right size bottle, amount of water, and carb size to collect your whole exhaled hit and eliminate the need to shake the bottle.
There is a ton more info on this in the Meth Primer, under Super Sploof.
(This is going to be a little noisy so do this when you are alone until you get comfortable with it.)
Grab a plastic bottle and it’s cap. Start with a large Powerade or Gatorade bottle if you can.
About 1/3 of the way up, cut a little slit as wide as your finger. Make a smaller slit perpendicular that intersects the first. You should be able to blow air through this carb, and plug the carb with a finger tip.
Fill the bottle halfway to the carb with tap or distilled water.
Unscrew the cap so it is loose and can be lifted off the bottle.
Take a hit, but not a monster one, not yet.
Instead of blowing out your hit, take the cap and set it down next to the bottle.
Grab the bottle so the carb is away from you.
Pull the bottle to your mouth, and tilt your head back so the bottle turns upside down and the water touches your lips.
Exhale as slowly as you can, burbling the water like a bong.
Set the bottle down.
If there is white vapor in the bottle put the cap on and tighten it, cover the carb with your finger, and shake up and down vigorously.
When the vapor is thin or gone, loosen the cap and set the bottle down, any thin vapors will condense themselves while you take your next hit.
Repeat with your next hit and so on.
When you are done smoking, drink the water in the bottle (prepare to be high awhile longer than you are used to) or save it and rerock it.
With practice, you will find the right size bottle, amount of water, and carb size to collect your whole exhaled hit and eliminate the need to shake the bottle.
There is a ton more info on this in the Meth Primer, under Super Sploof.
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