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  • Trip Reports Moderator: Cheshire_Kat

Really high fever

rprp

Bluelighter
Joined
Mar 19, 2004
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Last night I obtained some quantity of virus probably from making out with this cute girl who had the nicest ass on Saturday night.

I took all the virus at once as I've heard bad things about bumping a fever trip. I consider myself a pretty experienced tripper but you need to be careful!

Around t+6 hours from noticing the fever I started to shudder uncontrollably. Chills ensued.

Noticed myself getting delirious. Tried calling friends but no one was home! Never trip alone!

Hallucinations ensued. Reached out to touch the wall and it took about 5 hours since the wall was 5 miles away.

Finally a friend who is also a nurse called back. She recommended ibuprofin (for whatever reason I was delusional enough not to have considered this until she mentioned it) and if it got much worse a cold shower (which sounded like the worst thing ever). I almost cried I was so happy to have some direction.

Later, the fever broke, and sweats started. I was in bed at the time and decided that if only I sent my name off to all the porn studios they would send me video tapes and I could hide them under the covers and this would make me warm. This seemed completely reasonable and I giggled to myself at the audacity of the plan.

Somehow the porno tapes arrived. All of them starred me, but I didn't remember making them. They were already out of the plastic cases (did I do that?) and even though I didn't feel like looking at the tape I could feel it and knew it was a beautiful ceramic white color.

Somehow I drifted off to sleep (T+12) but woke up several times with giggles about my porno solution.

Woke up the next morning drained. And worn out.

Would I do this substance again? No! This is for the hard core pyschonauts. I can't find any redeeming qualities myself.
 
Hmm...

I actually enjoy the occasional fake trip report... but only when they're funny :p
 
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