Poetry readme.txt

[Jabberwocky]

When you're tired, relax.
When you're sad, cry.
When you're happy go buy some drugs,
always ruin the moment.
Over-celebrate your achievements.
Get hired and don't show up on your first day.

Only fill up your gas tank with the bare minimum,
you never know how much your plug will charge
for his new supply of death.
Why do I always stand here like I'm not even here?
Never judge yourself.

Never get married,
never get sober,
never think there are more fish in the sea,
never smoke the microorganisms in your tear ducts.
Really, don't do it.

But always remember to snuggle your cat to feel better.

-snafu 2021

 

[Zephyn]

they use .md now, not .txt for README's

 

[RareForm]

But always remember to snuggle your cat to feel better.

I wish I weren't allergic because I certainly would have a cat. Thanks for sharing, Snafu.

 

[FixXxer]

My cat solves whatever ails me

 

[tubgirl.jpg]

Over-celebrate your achievements.
Get hired and don't show up on your first day.

I fucking love these two lines.

Only fill up your gas tank with the bare minimum,
you never know how much your plug will charge
for his new supply of death.
Why do I always stand here like I'm not even here?
Never judge yourself.

Awesome. All to familiar.

 

[Burnt Offerings]

I fucking love these two lines.

Yeah I thought that was good too