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I know plenty of roasters that hang about up here and do stuff like that, lol. This boy though who was telling the story has no clue about any roaster type patter or sesh head type stuff. He's planning coming along on a night out with me and my wee buddy, gonna be hilarious =D

He's a farmer who votes conservative and dresses like a politician, haha. Couple of decend swedgers and a fat line of wonk should sort him right out hahaha! The boy's totally sound like, just like he grew up on the moon or something though :D
 
Man Biscuits!!

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the temptation to take some droogs when you have them in the house but its tuesday and got work tom arrrrggghhh
 
^ I hear ya man. Got some GBL in me already, now it's just weighing up whether to nail some chems or stick to G/hash......hmmmmmmmmm!!!
 
I'm getting better at having drugs in the house & not taking them. Well, apart from weed but I always smoke every day anyway. I've had MD & that MXE shit sitting in the house for ages. Only took the MD at weekends as planned & still haven't tried MXE as I've just not even felt like it. I'll get round to it at some point.
 
Ah, no, it was a personal Email. I'll have to go the imageshack root. That requires so much effort.


I've such a manly burp I'm trying to keep in. Perhaps if I held it in long enough I'd be able to scare the shit out of the man. Who is currently sleeping on the sofa. He'd prob take cover in a rather confuzzled way. Only humours until reality hit him. THen I'd get frowny mad face husband.

Meh, I'd be worth it.
 
^ Belch with pride, m'dear. Any man that disapproves is just afear'd of his manliness being undermined in the explosively comedic bodily functions stakes ;)

PC and others: Best thing to keep housedrug use at a minimum is being on a tramadol script. Got little choice in the matter :\

Got precious little in the way of drugs to tempt me anyway sadly. The MXE would've been snaffled in a night cos it's lush and tram doesn't fuck with it but the MD would've gone in a flash. Not had any MD for a dog's age. Was an oz of blinding crystal around here recently but got bought up in minutes so missed it. MD was the one drug that never ran short round here not so long ago too :\
 
Sadie said:
Ah, no, it was a personal Email. I'll have to go the imageshack root. That requires so much effort.


I've such a manly burp I'm trying to keep in. Perhaps if I held it in long enough I'd be able to scare the shit out of the man. Who is currently sleeping on the sofa. He'd prob take cover in a rather confuzzled way. Only humours until reality hit him. THen I'd get frowny mad face husband.

Meh, I'd be worth it.
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oh let it out, if only for your benefit lol
 
so on that note who keeps there burps and farts from there other half...........

not me thats for sure lol
 
^ I always have done. As far as possible. Doesn't bother me in the slightest if she emits gaseous clouds - even if somewhat noxious ones - but I don't like to indulge in such things around anybody else whoever they are if I can help it. Polite excuses and twiddling thumbs in the bathroom long enough to make it seem like you just went for a wee ftw <3

Sadie: Woot! Now I know what I want as a B-Side in that banananabread package ;)
 
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so on that note who keeps there burps and farts from there other half...........

not me thats for sure lol
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I try to keep somethings to myself but my man is the sort that finds that if I can actually get up the oomp to make a MAN sized burp it impresses him ( in private company of course ) However, years of being polite the best I usually get out is something barely audible. I think that's why he finds it so funny when I can actually make a big burp. Tisnt all that easy. For me anyway.
 
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I try to keep somethings to myself but my man is the sort that finds that if I can actually get up the oomp to make a MAN sized burp it impresses him ( in private company of course ) However, years of being polite the best I usually get out is something barely audible. I think that's why he finds it so funny when I can actually make a big burp. Tisnt all that easy. For me anyway.
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oh must be being together for 22 years that does it, glad all that hiding stuff is long past, we have fun even if it is farting together lol

those who fart together stay together lol
ps i love my man he is cool<3
 
ha ha ha, Yeah, But my lady parps can sometimes be rather unpleasant. I don't want to subject myself let alone anyone else to that sort of Chemical warfare.
 
Sadie said:
ha ha ha, Yeah, But my lady parps can sometimes be rather unpleasant. I don't want to subject myself let alone anyone else to that sort of Chemical warfare.
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lol he was gagging after our beef madras last night lol, its funny!!!

p.s hopefully this will keep the i think your lovely pm's way lol
 
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