sorry in advance for the content. i'm in a bad mood. hope you have your dictonaries handy. then again, noone will read this, so it's all good. 
Dave
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Loathsome abhorrent betrayer
Heinous recreant I protest
Your wretched birth
Exorcise your vile entity
Blood-sucking leech
Sychophant
Parasitic rouge
Implacability
Dudgeon despiteful vendetta
Sworn to reprisal
Discreate your own exsistence
Void with no deplore
Constant purveyor of mental anguish
Animosity
Unlamenting swinish whore
Disdain with revolting scorn
Traitor, envenoming antipathy
Ignoble, disgust, vindictiveness
With inconceivable fucking hate
Scorching retaliative pernicious spite
Detestable contempt
Revenge adversely despised
Abject despicable misanthropy
Repulsion condemn and nullify with
Rabid force invidious ferocity
Contemptable misprize
Distrust hostile emnity
Dave
-----
Loathsome abhorrent betrayer
Heinous recreant I protest
Your wretched birth
Exorcise your vile entity
Blood-sucking leech
Sychophant
Parasitic rouge
Implacability
Dudgeon despiteful vendetta
Sworn to reprisal
Discreate your own exsistence
Void with no deplore
Constant purveyor of mental anguish
Animosity
Unlamenting swinish whore
Disdain with revolting scorn
Traitor, envenoming antipathy
Ignoble, disgust, vindictiveness
With inconceivable fucking hate
Scorching retaliative pernicious spite
Detestable contempt
Revenge adversely despised
Abject despicable misanthropy
Repulsion condemn and nullify with
Rabid force invidious ferocity
Contemptable misprize
Distrust hostile emnity
