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Now providing Mayan birth horoscopes

hiphophippy

hiphophippy

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Now providing Mayan birth horoscopes to those interested.
need our full date of birth day/month/year
 
Basic personality traits, motivations. Despite my staunchly atheist perspective I've always found things like this interesting; and I figure while I have the resources available to me and in lieu of this end of the baktun/world stuff people may have generated an interest in it as well.
 
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there are other fortuneTellers here, trying to spite a killing.


:p


this should go in the Astro-Thread with the rest of the lot before i make my own.
it seems
8 - 25 - 78
 
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my jivers license number is 8698, can you work with that? how will i die, will my stack of money really crush me under its weight?
 
see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em
 
panic in paradise said:
there are other fortuneTellers here, trying to spite a killing.


:p


this should go in the Astro-Thread with the rest of the lot before i make my own.
it seems
8 - 25 - 78
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Born on day 5 (out of 13) of the cycle on akbal. Meaning you show moderate amounts of qualities of Ak'bal. Ak'bal is one of the fives suns of the mayan peoples representing the darkness before dawn. Ak'bal gives you traits of a seer. Inclined to explore the realm of thought. you draw your own conclusions about the universe and share your insight with others. Ak'bal are considered/destined to live a peaceful life unless they take up their mantle as a warrior. Ak'bal have the capacity to generate great wealth but may steal to do so. Doctoring, psychiatry and mathematics are suggested occupations. This correlation suggests you'll most likely live a secluded or more socially conservative life.
 
hiphophippy said:
Born on day 5 (out of 13) of the cycle on akbal. Meaning you show moderate amounts of qualities of Ak'bal. Ak'bal is one of the fives suns of the mayan peoples representing the darkness before dawn. Ak'bal gives you traits of a seer. Inclined to explore the realm of thought. you draw your own conclusions about the universe and share your insight with others. Ak'bal are considered/destined to live a peaceful life unless they take up their mantle as a warrior. Ak'bal have the capacity to generate great wealth but may steal to do so. Doctoring, psychiatry and mathematics are suggested occupations. This correlation suggests you'll most likely live a secluded or more socially conservative life.
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yeah, this all seems fairly evident, thanks.
:)
ill read about Ak'Bal.

i never imagined being socially conservative the first 20 of my life, but, now, please.
 
~NaStYNaI~ said:
OOOHH,if I can still get a Mayan reading my Birth'date' is 11 02 85 lemmme know k,please
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8 CHIKCHAN, ths sky serpent, the sleeping enemy 8 is a pretty high correlation
This sign is considered evil, Regarded as wise and energetic, the Chikchan is very observant of their surroundings. These people typically find their way into positions of power. but are also related to poor plebeians, and unclad beggars like a snake that moves every day into another snake hole. This person is know to take money that does not belong to them, often in the form of loans and is also considered to be opportunistic. these people can seize a future for themselves if they make a career of screwing other people over like con artists, lawyers and politicians.
It is suggested that Chikchan contemplate their actions if they want to avoid the fate of basically being considered a dick by everyone. Monitor your behavior patterns often and decide if they are healthy/considerate of others.
 
Yeah cool.. i take an interest in Astrology so lets see..

2nd July 1989.
 
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WHoa, sorry about the back log guys I've been real bussy the past two days, I'll try and jump on this later today tough.
 
Well I google'd this as I'm very bored, and each one said I'm Cauac/k’awak, the motherfucking Storm God. Born on the 5th day, heading west, with the colour is blue having something to do with this (my eyes are blue?) and it's my essence to transform. My Spiritual/Universal heart is the root chakra; Earth. I am supposed to possess such qualities as: purification, transformation, reunion, light body, activation for ascension, thunderbeing, lightning path, initiation by fire, ecstasy of freedom.
Well it's always good to know with the broad statements they use in horoscopes, they still can't get it right.
 
DeathDomokun said:
Well I google'd this as I'm very bored, and each one said I'm Cauac/k’awak, the motherfucking Storm God. Born on the 5th day, heading west, with the colour is blue having something to do with this (my eyes are blue?) and it's my essence to transform. My Spiritual/Universal heart is the root chakra; Earth. I am supposed to possess such qualities as: purification, transformation, reunion, light body, activation for ascension, thunderbeing, lightning path, initiation by fire, ecstasy of freedom.
Well it's always good to know with the broad statements they use in horoscopes, they still can't get it right.
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haha, It's all a charade but it's fun nonetheless
 
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