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Nostalgia Christmas Thread...

My relatives coming from distant places. My uncle jiggling his keys to make it sound like Santa's sleigh.
My parents being together.
Waking up and finding the house decorated.
Sharing beds to make space for visitors.
A neighbour's kid whose parents were alkies and him being thrown out of the house and my Mum asking him to share hour Xmas Dinner.
My dad sitting at the table the day after the family had left and announcing, "Finally I can fart in peace", farting and his face changing. He had farted himself a prolapsed bowel.
 
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