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mr.dopeman

mr.dopeman

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ok BL's, the following scenario i kind of want at least semi-serious advice. i lvie in a pretty woodsy/rural area. my house is the only position you can see my neighbors house from. in his basement he has grow lamps on 24/7. ive gone close to see what plants he has but he has very odd cacti and other exotic looking plants. i went to his door once looking for a missing dog and rang the bell. no one answered but then i look at the garage and hes peering around looking at me. we make eye contact he runs inside and then answers the door. also, i regularly smoke in his woods and stash shit there. each time it is gone overnight (pipes blunts pot) but hes never confronted me or my parents about it. i also found a garbage bag full of old porno mags a pill bottles (labels scratched off) in his backyrd. i think he grows at least a few psychoactives possibly mescaline cactus and id KILL to see some of them. this is a lil out there but does anyone know a realistic way to approach him w/o freaking him out or getting myself in trouble? lol this has been bugging me a while.
 
LOL...I'm not sure what the porno mags have to do with anything, but I kinda know where you are coming from.

For various reasons that I just don't want to get into, I think the neighbors across the street from me are using the house as a store house. I've wanted to ask them as well, but I probably won't.

Does he ever talk to you or your parents? Does he ever hang outside smoking a cig or something? If he isn't friendly with your parents and you see him outside one day, grab a bowl and bring it out and then be like "oh, didnt see you there!....Did you wanna hit, man?"

The only think that I find surprising is that if he is growing something illegal that he doesn't care enough to cover his windows or something.
 
i forgot to mention he lvies with a woman (dk if they married) both never come outside and my parents have never even seen him. the woman is a major bitch. the guy is incredibly shy. his house is a fuckin pig stye on he outside. yea the window wudnt have anything illegal but ive been up to the window and the WHOLE basement has like 100+ cacti and plants and im the onyl hosue that can see his and during summer theres too much foliage to see anything.
 
can anyone think of a way i could communicate my interest in his plants w/o freaking him out ? i was going to use like very precise terminology in case he A. thinks im jsut some tard looking for a buzz
B. actually isnt doing nythign illegal and wont understand
like i dont wanna be like "hey u got anythign to fuck me up?" i was more along the lines of hey im a psyconaut and was wondering if u grow anything containing mescaline or the like?" what do u guys think haha
 
I'm going to take a guess at going HOMELESS to DRUG CULTURE ... as it sounds like one druggie trying to get a read on another possible druggie...

It may get closed (apologies to mods if it does)...or it might actually generate discussion. I dunno. I'll give it a chance.
 
ok thanks. i mean i know its not a great topic to talk alot about but im jw what people would do in my shoes.
 
i would stop peeking in people's windows and going through their trash.

:)
 
I think that however you approach him you shouldn't admit straight up front that you want to eat his cacti or are a drug user. Unless its pot, I guess that wouldn't be to bad. Like if he was smokin' outside and you did that he might have his interest peaked. Then if you guys got to smoking and talking you could ask about the grow lights and the cacti... When you saw the cacti did they look like Peyote, San Pedro, Peruvian Torch? If not, I'd guess that your guy isn't a psychoactive drug user.

It is a little creepy that you've gone through his trash... whats up with that homie?
 
He doesn't sound as though he particularly wants to befriend his neighbours, and what ever he's up to I can't say I blame him. I say leave him in peace.
 
Make him a casserole and say you had a party and a bunch of leftover foods going to waste... then chat him up? lol
 
haha i didnt go in his trashcan. there is a place in my woods i blaze msot days and this huge sealed black bag had always been there i jsut cut it open. if u sat there smoking everyday seeing that bag i gurantee curiosity woudl have got you sooner or later.;)
 
Sounds like there's no way to approach him directly w/o being super-awkward.

Honestly, some version of the casserole idea is probably your best bet (some kind of random neighborly way to have a chance to talk to him), but judging by your description of his demeanor, I don't think he's a terribly out-going guy.
 
double ewe said:
Honestly, some version of the casserole idea is probably your best bet (some kind of random neighborly way to have a chance to talk to him),.
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go me! =D

but yeah you gotta make it a point to be friends first get your foot in the door then ask if he wants to hang out watch a sports game on tv or play some xbox. who knows he might be real cool but shy and yall have alot in common besides drugs. in other words dont be like hey heres a casserole now let me get some cacti
 
How old are you? I wouldn't go befriending old, apparently quite strange men if I was a minor, nor would I now considering I'm a scrawny bitch, haha, but, you know what I'm saying? If you feel comfortable enough, then yeah, attempt to befriend him, and after that, just say something casually like, a buddy threw a ball on your property one day (or something to that extent) and when I was grabbing it I noticed you grow cactus in your basement, what's that all about, could you show me, I'm very interested. Ask him what types they are, and just be kinda like, "I've heard the natives use a certain cactus spiritually, do you grow anything like that?" and if yes, ask him for one, hehe. You're looking for Peyote, San Pedro, or Peruvian Torch, but Peyote is of course the ultimate pick.
 
Some would argue that peyote is the only pick.

And even with peyote if they are largish buttons you'd need like five to ten.
 
I would say avoid it. Don't be dumb, stay out of his ish. He might be a nut who now has to kill you since you know about his activities.
 
vortex30 said:
How old are you? I wouldn't go befriending old, apparently quite strange men if I was a minor, nor would I now considering I'm a scrawny bitch, haha, but, you know what I'm saying? If you feel comfortable enough, then yeah, attempt to befriend him, and after that, just say something casually like, a buddy threw a ball on your property one day (or something to that extent) and when I was grabbing it I noticed you grow cactus in your basement, what's that all about, could you show me, I'm very interested. Ask him what types they are, and just be kinda like, "I've heard the natives use a certain cactus spiritually, do you grow anything like that?" and if yes, ask him for one, hehe. You're looking for Peyote, San Pedro, or Peruvian Torch, but Peyote is of course the ultimate pick.
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And then once you're down there, watch him grab his hand gun, shoot you, and cut you up to pieces because chances are, he's nuts. lol have fun
 
LEAVE HIM BE!


You NEVER want to befriend anyone living so close to you AND try and connect with them with anything remotely illegal.

Not to say you can never do this, but you want to really get to know them first.............

Don't shit where you sleep, ya know?
 
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