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Two mates went drift-fishing in their tinny about 2 K's off-shore, got ripped on some killer bud and then rolled over by a king wave they never saw coming. They lost the boat + all their gear (stash included) and had to swim ashore =D. Seemed pretty funny after the event but could have been a lot worse.
 
cool story, maybe throw a question like "has anyone else had something like this happen?"
and its a thread that will get some replies and healthy dialogue; as is it is just a story with no audience engagement and its gonna get moved/closed.

me and my buddy were baked in a field burning ants when the grass lights up, we almost burnt down our neighborhood, about a 25 by 25 patch got blackened but the fire dept came and put it out for good after we stomped it out and ran away.
 
fuck that was pretty shitty man, falling out of a boat is one of my biggest fears, not that i cant swim because i can. but just in case shore is too far to swim to especially if i was stoned.
 
2 kilometers is a helluva distance.

even more when you have to swim it.

even more when you're baked as fuck.



i do believe this takes the medal for "The ULTIMATE buzzkil"
 
@Arobskittle - Thanks for the advice. I'll set the hook less subtly next thread :). PS. Kicker #1 Mates originally wanted to do some night fishing but changed plans last minute. PPS. Kicker #2 Our coastline is largely unpopulated (few lights) and Great Whites are fairly common. Think swimming with that in mind. Now THAT is the Ultimate Buzzkill!
 
I've been in kayaks in the ocean but we didn't even go 1km out and we were sober and it was fun.

I'm glad your friends made it back OK and were not hurt even if it must have been very scary to have been capsized and lose everything.
 
I had a near death expereince when getting high before, I was taking a really big toke then all of a sudden everything I was in a black tunnel with a light shining at the end. As I got closer I seen gods hand reaching out to me. Right before I reached god I blew out my toke then I was back in my kitchen. I believe I could have died if I all the way and taken gods hand.
 
Jumped a 3rd story balcony to escape the police stoned out of my face, probably should of died or at least fucked myself up pretty bad but luckily landed/rolled absorbing most the impact, feet still hurt like a bitch...
 
four friends in a villa somewhere in a mountain resort.
they sit on the balcony smoking their 3rd joint when all of a sudden one of them slips and barely manages to hold on to the closest object, avoiding a 4 story fall.
everyone laughed their asses out after they managed to drag the guy back on the balcony, but it was very intense.
true story.
 
not one of my prouder moments here. i was driving while stoned and i saw a semi truck creeping on a side street, ready to turn onto the main road that i was already on. well i got closer and closer to the truck and it wouldn't stop inching out, so it looked like i was going to T-Bone him with my ford taurus. At the last second i realize that it isn't a truck at all. I'm literally feet away from some train tracks and it's A TRAIN! So i have to make the quickest decision of my life, to slam on the breaks or to floor it. Of course, i chose to floor it. As i was rolling over the train tracks everything seemed to be in slow motion lol. I looked out the passenger window only to see that big ass light that trains have in the front and I heard the "CHOO CHOO!" I could have sworn that if somebody had been sitting shotgun in my car they could have reached out and touched the train. I escaped that one tho, and stopped smoking and driving lol.
 
A few years back a few friends were talking about this huge bridge where we live & how nobody had the balls to jump off of it.

It was February & around 5 or 6 AM. Needless to say it was fucking freezing outside.

Me being the dumbass that I am, jumped up & said "How much you guys wanna bet that I'll jump off of it right now."

They checked their funds & replied "We've got $300.00 that says you won't do it."

I said "I'll put up my $400.00 Joss Pool Cue against your $300.00."

They said "Cool."

I said "Let's go."

A little before this I had taken a few Klonopins & had been smoking weed all day & night as always & I was pretty toasted but I thought I'd be ok. After all, I had jumped off of numerous bridges with no problems, but never one this high.

I hopped in the back of the truck & a large group of us took off towards South Carolina. I think we had about 4 car loads & the truck.

We got there in 30 or 45 minutes & parked close by. I stood up in the back of the truck & fell back down. Clearly I was more fucked up than I thought! I got back up & all of us waked to the bridge.

We went to the middle where I thought the water would be deepest & I looked down. Way down. I'm not sure exactly how high it was but trust me... it was plenty high enough to get my ass killed.

Anyway, I saw some guys in a boat fishing & asked them if I jumped off the bridge would they take me to the shore. They said "Sure!"

I climbed up on the cement siding & looked back at my friends with a shit eating grin. I could feel the cars driving over the bridge because it was shaking. Without hesitation I just leaped off & immediately saw the guys in the boat take off at full speed! Assholes!!!

It took a couple secs to hit the water & when I did I went all the way to the bottom & hit so hard that my knees went up to my chest. I pushed off the bottom & surfaced to all my friends cheering!! hahaha! They knew I was the craziest S.O.B. in town after that!!

Now for the hard part... swimming back to the shore.

I started swimming & there were these huge pillars under the bridge & I'd swim to one & hold on so I could catch my breath. I think it took me about 20 minutes to swim outta there.

I walked up the trail beside the bridge & got up on the road & there were my friends shaking their heads with my $300.00 in hand.

I laughed my ass off & asked if they really didn't think I'd do it.

They got the last laugh though.

I had to ride in the back of the truck all the way home, soaking wet at 7 AM in February, FREEZING MY ASS OFF!!! hahaha!

Sorry the post was so long but I thought you guys might get a kick outta this one!!

Just in case you wanna know... I've never jumped off a bridge since!! :)
 
3 years ago when i was 15 and on acid, this really strong bright pink tabs, we decided to go explore this abandoned/burnt mansion, we're on the third floor walking with our torches out and stuff.

im tripping out to fuck, and we see this piano, its old and mouldy, and i sit down and try and play it, just as i go to touch the keys we hear a creek and BANG! the whole piano goes through the floor, im sitting on a little stool and the floor dips into the whole as the rest of the floor crumbles into it.

everyones screaming and all i can see is dust from the piano which landed first and im falling towards it. i land on the piano, the damn thing goes through another floor, and everythings silent, im freaking out but in total shock, the acid feels none existent the adrenaline feels like its over powering it and i just lie there as my friends appear in front of me laughing, i was speechless, literally couldnt talk. barely a scratch on me, just sore ribs from landing on the piano lol :)

crazy shit
 
CartoonPHYSICS said:
3 years ago when i was 15 and on acid, this really strong bright pink tabs, we decided to go explore this abandoned/burnt mansion, we're on the third floor walking with our torches out and stuff.

im tripping out to fuck, and we see this piano, its old and mouldy, and i sit down and try and play it, just as i go to touch the keys we hear a creek and BANG! the whole piano goes through the floor, im sitting on a little stool and the floor dips into the whole as the rest of the floor crumbles into it.

everyones screaming and all i can see is dust from the piano which landed first and im falling towards it. i land on the piano, the damn thing goes through another floor, and everythings silent, im freaking out but in total shock, the acid feels none existent the adrenaline feels like its over powering it and i just lie there as my friends appear in front of me laughing, i was speechless, literally couldnt talk. barely a scratch on me, just sore ribs from landing on the piano lol :)

crazy shit
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Damn bro! That's some crazy shit! hahaha!

My neighbor got locked out of his apartment when I was on acid & I decided I'd bust his window out so he could get in! Big mistake!

I took a big shard of glass in the knuckle & was bleeding like a stuck pig! I got back home & passed out in the floor! hahaha! Woke up in the hospital, pale as a ghost!! Acid can make you wanna do some dumb shit! hahaha!
 
You know... now that I think about it I've had a few near death experiences while I was stoned. That's probably because I've been stoned since I was 15 (now I'm 29) lol!

A dude in a truck beside me shot at me while I was driving down the road.

I accidentally overdosed on pills while I was stoned. That one sucked ass.

I don't know if these 2 count but this dude hit me in the head with an aluminum baseball bat & I got knocked out & this other dude busted me up pretty good with an aluminum baseball bat, but I actually ended up kicking his ass.

Another near death, stoned experience was too close... I was at my friend's house & his cat knocked over a coat rack & it fell into his 50 gallon fish tank & busted it & the water poured out everywhere. I'm standing in water up to my ankles & notice the water is getting close to a drop cord that's plugged in & I jumped back half way across the room out of instinct & right after the water hit the cord & it blew the whole breaker in his house. I would have been extra crispy after that one! hahaha!
 
BrutalRollar said:
I had a near death expereince when getting high before, I was taking a really big toke then all of a sudden everything I was in a black tunnel with a light shining at the end. As I got closer I seen gods hand reaching out to me. Right before I reached god I blew out my toke then I was back in my kitchen. I believe I could have died if I all the way and taken gods hand.
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Me too, it was crazy! Although I was getting high on DMT. Hmmm...
 
The other day I was taking a shit but there was no toilet paper so I waddled out with my pants down to find some TP but a guy walked into the toilets in the mall with his child son and quickly left, thinking I was a weirdo. Doe that count?
 
LOL. That is some really funny shit. Bet you wished you were dead... I'd say this one counts. LOL again. :)
 
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