🗣️ General Discussion 🗣️ My life advice to you all for new year

[Ismene2]

If you have any wise life/ drug advice for the new year please leave it here.

Mine would be "When cutting up a body in a bathtub always leave the arms on till last. Otherwise it spins".

 

[Pissed_and_messed]

get the fuck get drunk and talk shit with me. Also, fuck the government.

 

[Shinji Ikari]

Be kind, always wear clean underwear, get a cat.

Achieve these goals and you will surely succeed in life.

 

[aftershocknrock]

If you have any wise life/ drug advice for the new year please leave it here.

Mine would be "When cutting up a body in a bathtub always leave the arms on till last. Otherwise it spins".

i feel baths have got smaller or my victims taller idk its a head fuck

 

[aftershocknrock]

Kemper gets it ha

 

[TheGyattDamnRizzler]

If people are looking at you and seem like they know 👁👁. They probably know for sure and there coming for you. Always be on guard .

 

[Pissed_and_messed]

New Marijuana Study Confirms Everyone Knows You're High And You Will Be Stoned Forever​

 

[aftershocknrock]

If people are looking at you and seem like they know 👁👁. They probably know for sure and there coming for you. Always be on guard .

great advice! you can hide in my bath till they all stop looking for you

 

[Robi]

If you find a toilet in your dream,don't use it and driving with your eyes close can really test your skill level,try it.

 

[aftershocknrock]

If you find a toilet in your dream,don't use it and driving with your eyes close can really test your skill level,try it.

why not? about the dream toilet obv

 

[benson7]

Stop taking drugs from your mid 30's and concentrate on saving for an early retirement.

 

[Pissed_and_messed]

Yeah...let's just do that and delete this forum already...It took 25 years until somebody came in to give obvious solution to drug abuse. I feel so stupid now.

 

[Shinji Ikari]

Stop taking drugs from your mid 30's and concentrate on saving for an early retirement.

What I'm reading here is take as many drugs as you possibly can prior to your mid-30s. Really push for the burn.

Edit: just checking mid 30s last until 38 right?

 

[Pissed_and_messed]

civilization will collapse and climate change will ruin the future for all of us. if you are in your thirties now, you will never get state-funded pension or shit. Fuck it all and do immense amount of drugs, because even if it does not make you happy, at least you are copying with the reality and you get to form narrative that you are doing something about thing you can not possibly do anything about.*

*this is obviously fucking stupid advice.

 

[aftershocknrock]

Stop taking drugs from your mid 30's and concentrate on saving for an early retirement.

exept all tryptamine, phenethylamines grass an a smidge of pcp

 

[ageingpartyfiend]

Be kind, always wear clean underwear, get a cat.

Achieve these goals and you will surely succeed in life.

fucking doesn't work, unfortunately

I'd advise taking a good psychedelic portion 3 or 4 times a year and also to avoid overdosing on d9 (thc to thee and me) unlike @Ismene2 who casually eats enough of a morning to get 10 men as high as a hundred camels in the courtyard

 

[Shinji Ikari]

fucking doesn't work, unfortunately

I'd advise taking a good psychedelic portion 3 or 4 times a year

Yeah acid was going to be my backup plan if that didn't work. Good advice.

Always have a plan B, that's my other bit of advice.

 

[aftershocknrock]

i still want to know why that lad advises against using dream toilets....dunno why but that pickled me so it did

 

[moshforjesus]

i still want to know why that lad advises against using dream toilets....dunno why but that pickled me so it did

It's derived from an ancient Chinese proverb:

"Man who uses dream toilet, wakes up in pissy sheets"

 

[aftershocknrock]

It's derived from an ancient Chinese proverb:

"Man who uses dream toilet, wakes up in pissy sheets"

hahah thank you mfj...the chinese have so much wisdom to share