PlaysWellWithSelf
Bluelighter
shrooms - first time - ever see jesus in a toilet?
this trip report is not only meant for you all to enjoy, but also for my own posterity, as i have never attempted to put down a trip into words. it happened about half a year ago, on my first shrooming experience... ive done them a few times since, but this was, by far, the most intense, amazing drug experience of my life.
shrooms are insanely hard to come by where i live, so when my friends and i found some, we were ecstatic. i had tripped off dxm before (strangely enough dont remember a thing from the experience), but i had no idea what to expect from these things. like the typical neurotic bitch i am, i researched for days on the effects, but nothing prepared me for what happened.
i went to my friends apartment for the night. we ate them... tasted like shit... blah blah blah
about half an hour later, just when i thought they werent going to work <doesnt it always seem to happen like that with drugs though?
>, i started to get body tingles, like coming up from a roll. also, if i concentrated enough, i got this really intense buzzing in my ears that was uncomfortable, yet strangely pleasurable... in an almost sexual way. it went on like that for about 20 mins.
then, i started to notice some visual distortions. i had been lying on a throw rug, on the floor. the rug had a lion stitched onto it that almost came to life. it looked as though it were breathing... not the whole rug, mind you, just the lion. then, i noticed a similar effect on the walls and ceiling. the stucco on his ceiling was melting and merging together in a hypnotic way.
it was then that i felt the need to leave everyone else. i walked into my friends bedroom and sat down in a really comfortable chair. the only lights in the room were from a lone candle. i sat there, and stared out the window at this interesting tree pattern playing on the closed blinds. as i sat there, alone and staring at this pattern, i imagined it to be all of the evil feelings and hatred inside of me. my evils were personified by this tree pattern and it seemed like it was calling to me. the buzzing i had heard and felt on my come up had reappeared and i imagined the pattern was talking to me. it was one of the most intense experiences of my life. i felt like i had to fight off these evil feelings. this was getting a little scary and i felt it was time to change my mood again, so i decided to leave the room.
but, on the way out, i noticed the candle. i put my finger in the melted wax and started playing around with it. it was sooo cool! i highly suggest it to anyone. it is the perfect texture for shroomers.
i went into the bathroom next, because i felt like i wanted to experience every room in this apartment. there, i saw jesus. it wasnt like some alabama corn farmer redneck who sees jesus in a jar of peanut butter. no, i saw him in the toilet! he formed in the water out of nowhere! then, just as quickly, he left.
then, i decided to rejoin the rest of the group, who were tripping face. they had hardly even noticed i left! we sat around and talked about what we were feeling and smoked some cigarettes and a few bowls of weed. i closed my eyes and had some crazy closed eye visual (including wayne gretzky playing hockey with little kids). i also started to feel really cool at this point. you may be laughing, but i seriously did. i felt like sinatra, at the copa, or something.
i then called my friend and had her drive us all back to my apartment. we got into the car and i had some really intense light-sourced trailers. all of the cars on the road were a blur of lights. really fun.
we got back to my flat, and, to my surprise, my roommates had decided to throw a huge party without me knowing. even better: it seemed to be comprised of mostly freshmen girls. this also seemed to boost my already high confidence and, with my aviator sunglasses on, i felt cool as shit!
we sat around, smoked some cigs and also smoked about an eighth of shrooms between the 5 of us, too. smoking shrooms didnt make it more intense, but it seemed to prolong the effects and mellow us out, which was a welcome respite.
most of my friends went home at this point and the girl i was seeing at the time came over. she was all pissy, because she isnt too keen on drugs, in general, let alone psychadelics. so, we laid down in bed and she said how disappointed she was in me. but, did i care? NOOOOO! i was still tripping face! it was great! i didnt hear a thing she said, i just noticed the crazy body tingles i was having. very similar to a good roll, but more electric. every time her fingertips touched me, it felt like a pleasurable shock. i passed out a little after that at around 3:30am.
considering i took the shrooms at 8:30pm the previous night, it was an long amazing experience. ooh, also, the next day, i felt fine, except for the fact that i couldnt read. all of the words were jumping around the page! please, give me some feedback on this
this trip report is not only meant for you all to enjoy, but also for my own posterity, as i have never attempted to put down a trip into words. it happened about half a year ago, on my first shrooming experience... ive done them a few times since, but this was, by far, the most intense, amazing drug experience of my life.
shrooms are insanely hard to come by where i live, so when my friends and i found some, we were ecstatic. i had tripped off dxm before (strangely enough dont remember a thing from the experience), but i had no idea what to expect from these things. like the typical neurotic bitch i am, i researched for days on the effects, but nothing prepared me for what happened.
i went to my friends apartment for the night. we ate them... tasted like shit... blah blah blah
about half an hour later, just when i thought they werent going to work <doesnt it always seem to happen like that with drugs though?

then, i started to notice some visual distortions. i had been lying on a throw rug, on the floor. the rug had a lion stitched onto it that almost came to life. it looked as though it were breathing... not the whole rug, mind you, just the lion. then, i noticed a similar effect on the walls and ceiling. the stucco on his ceiling was melting and merging together in a hypnotic way.
it was then that i felt the need to leave everyone else. i walked into my friends bedroom and sat down in a really comfortable chair. the only lights in the room were from a lone candle. i sat there, and stared out the window at this interesting tree pattern playing on the closed blinds. as i sat there, alone and staring at this pattern, i imagined it to be all of the evil feelings and hatred inside of me. my evils were personified by this tree pattern and it seemed like it was calling to me. the buzzing i had heard and felt on my come up had reappeared and i imagined the pattern was talking to me. it was one of the most intense experiences of my life. i felt like i had to fight off these evil feelings. this was getting a little scary and i felt it was time to change my mood again, so i decided to leave the room.
but, on the way out, i noticed the candle. i put my finger in the melted wax and started playing around with it. it was sooo cool! i highly suggest it to anyone. it is the perfect texture for shroomers.
i went into the bathroom next, because i felt like i wanted to experience every room in this apartment. there, i saw jesus. it wasnt like some alabama corn farmer redneck who sees jesus in a jar of peanut butter. no, i saw him in the toilet! he formed in the water out of nowhere! then, just as quickly, he left.
then, i decided to rejoin the rest of the group, who were tripping face. they had hardly even noticed i left! we sat around and talked about what we were feeling and smoked some cigarettes and a few bowls of weed. i closed my eyes and had some crazy closed eye visual (including wayne gretzky playing hockey with little kids). i also started to feel really cool at this point. you may be laughing, but i seriously did. i felt like sinatra, at the copa, or something.
i then called my friend and had her drive us all back to my apartment. we got into the car and i had some really intense light-sourced trailers. all of the cars on the road were a blur of lights. really fun.
we got back to my flat, and, to my surprise, my roommates had decided to throw a huge party without me knowing. even better: it seemed to be comprised of mostly freshmen girls. this also seemed to boost my already high confidence and, with my aviator sunglasses on, i felt cool as shit!
we sat around, smoked some cigs and also smoked about an eighth of shrooms between the 5 of us, too. smoking shrooms didnt make it more intense, but it seemed to prolong the effects and mellow us out, which was a welcome respite.
most of my friends went home at this point and the girl i was seeing at the time came over. she was all pissy, because she isnt too keen on drugs, in general, let alone psychadelics. so, we laid down in bed and she said how disappointed she was in me. but, did i care? NOOOOO! i was still tripping face! it was great! i didnt hear a thing she said, i just noticed the crazy body tingles i was having. very similar to a good roll, but more electric. every time her fingertips touched me, it felt like a pleasurable shock. i passed out a little after that at around 3:30am.
considering i took the shrooms at 8:30pm the previous night, it was an long amazing experience. ooh, also, the next day, i felt fine, except for the fact that i couldnt read. all of the words were jumping around the page! please, give me some feedback on this