robot: Is this the Karen of the house?
Karen: Yes it is.
robot: I'm robot. I'm conducting electricity surveys. Would you mind if I ask you a shoe fort questions??
Karen: Oh you go right ahead..
robot: About your former place of employment, Shoe Carnival.
Karen: Ok.
robot: Why is the topographical location of the Shoe Carnival so strategic?
Karen: I don't know.
robot: If you don't know that I guess I'll go on...
Karen: You guess you'll go...
robot: [interrupt] How many trash cans are
located throughout the store?
Karen: Throughout the store? Oh, I'd say about twenty.
robot: Would you say the top selling shoe is a pump or a loafer?
Karen: Uhm, probably a pump.
robot: How does the Shoe Carnival and it's
affiliates help save the environment by
recycling shoes for the ozone and putting bricks in toilets?
Karen: We don't do anything of the sort...
robot: [interrupt] Would you care to astound on that?
Karen: No.
robot: What other roles does the brick play in afflematationses to completetetetent
customer satisfaction?
Karen: What was that?
robot: Thats a multiple choice question.
Karen: What was that?
robot: Number five, do you ever spin the wheel?
Karen: No, we're not allowed to...
robot: [interrupt] If so how often?
Karen: We're not allowed to...
robot: How tight is the security in the Shoe
Carnival?
Karen: Its very tight.
robot: Let me ask you a little about THIEVES! I know this is a sensitive subject so we can stop whenever you feel uncomfortable... Do you ever catch people stealing just one shoe?
Karen: No we don't.
robot: Do you ever catch people trying to wear double layers of shoes out the door.
Karen: Yes we do actually.
robot: Will you please recite the Shoe Carnival Mission Statement.
Karen: I can and I will.
robot: Please do.
Karen: Ok, that was it.
robot: You didn't really work at Shoe Carnival did you? OKAY, question number eight...
Karen: Ok, go ahead.
robot: Did you ever deface shoe boxes while
listening to the Beach Boys over the loud speaker.
Karen: Yes I have.
robot: This concludes the survey. Concord
Career Institute, this is... robot Foulk.
Karen: Yes it is.
robot: I'm robot. I'm conducting electricity surveys. Would you mind if I ask you a shoe fort questions??
Karen: Oh you go right ahead..
robot: About your former place of employment, Shoe Carnival.
Karen: Ok.
robot: Why is the topographical location of the Shoe Carnival so strategic?
Karen: I don't know.
robot: If you don't know that I guess I'll go on...
Karen: You guess you'll go...
robot: [interrupt] How many trash cans are
located throughout the store?
Karen: Throughout the store? Oh, I'd say about twenty.
robot: Would you say the top selling shoe is a pump or a loafer?
Karen: Uhm, probably a pump.
robot: How does the Shoe Carnival and it's
affiliates help save the environment by
recycling shoes for the ozone and putting bricks in toilets?
Karen: We don't do anything of the sort...
robot: [interrupt] Would you care to astound on that?
Karen: No.
robot: What other roles does the brick play in afflematationses to completetetetent
customer satisfaction?
Karen: What was that?
robot: Thats a multiple choice question.
Karen: What was that?
robot: Number five, do you ever spin the wheel?
Karen: No, we're not allowed to...
robot: [interrupt] If so how often?
Karen: We're not allowed to...
robot: How tight is the security in the Shoe
Carnival?
Karen: Its very tight.
robot: Let me ask you a little about THIEVES! I know this is a sensitive subject so we can stop whenever you feel uncomfortable... Do you ever catch people stealing just one shoe?
Karen: No we don't.
robot: Do you ever catch people trying to wear double layers of shoes out the door.
Karen: Yes we do actually.
robot: Will you please recite the Shoe Carnival Mission Statement.
Karen: I can and I will.
robot: Please do.
Karen: Ok, that was it.
robot: You didn't really work at Shoe Carnival did you? OKAY, question number eight...
Karen: Ok, go ahead.
robot: Did you ever deface shoe boxes while
listening to the Beach Boys over the loud speaker.
Karen: Yes I have.
robot: This concludes the survey. Concord
Career Institute, this is... robot Foulk.