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Marlboro Light - Not experienced - Very Light Headed

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Location
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Age / 17
Height / 6"3
Weight / 165


So it was a boring friday right after school... i was hanging out with my friend J and B. There was talk about "marlboro lights" in the area, At first i was sceptical, but after some easy persuading from my friends, i agreed to try them.

My buddy J approached the convenience store, i fallowed him, my hands shaking, beginning to get a little sweaty, im already feeling nervous. He heads to the counter, and asks... May i please get a pack of marlboro lights ? automaticly, the store clerk stares him down. It was a good 30second standoff, but J held his ground, the clerk grabbed the pack and tossed it on the counter.
"$7.50 she says" Quickly, J pulls out a 10 doller bill, n gives it to the lady.
she gives him $2.50 in change, and we leave the store. I was so releaved, we had done it ! we had bought cigarettes with no Idenfication !!! We all gave a high-five, and giggled a little bit.


We start heading to the forest to try them, and i start having second thoughts... i asked B, cant u get cancer ? he says yes, but its a chance im willing to take, so i agree.

we reach a small tree-stump at the bottom of a hill, and J unwraps the fresh pack, as soon as he opens it, i see the 20 marlboro lights.
Ive seen amazing joints of marijuana rolled, but these were simply perfect, there were no creases, it almost seemed like they were done by machine or something, i give props to whoever rolled those up.

So B takes one out, tosses it in his mouth, and pulls out a "Bic Lighter", as he begins to light the cigarette, i watch with amazement, my eyes began to light up. He takes a Puff from the cigarette, and enhales the whole hit straight to his lungs. I ask, 'whats it like dude'? he says, here man try it out.
i put the cigarette in my mouth, and took a very small puff, as i began to enhale, everything went dark. My world completley changed, i began to feel as if i was 20 pounds, this surreal "Light Headed Feeling" was fallowed by a deep cough, i drop the cigarette and sit down. As i start to look upwards towards the sky, i see clouds forming very fast. My whole mouth went completely dry, as i took another puff from this magic stick. This time, i immediatly fell... my friend told me he had tried "Marlboro reds" but he described it as if it was nothing, i told myself, this is amazing... i felt as if it was very dizzy, like i just sat upside down for 20minutes or so.

After we passed the Cigarette around, our lungs couldnt handle more of the extremely potent smoke, so we tossed it away, about 1/3rd was smoked. We walked back up the hill, and back towards our school.
We were changed... we had now tried Tobacco... we laughed and joked about it for 15minutes or so til we reached our school. We saw a group of girls that we know from our school, we decide to approach them and as if they want to try a marlboro light. I was Still feeling the affects from the tobacco in my blood stream, so i was a little giggly and such, they looked at me weird, and told us to "get Lost".


The comedown wasnt so rough, i went home and ate a big meal, then went to sleep before curfue.

I suggest to anyone that they should try 'marlboro lights', its simply a divine and surreal experience, i feel it has changed me in a very positive way, i have learned alot more about myself, and the world.


thanks for reading :D
 
I may be a loser, althought im not the 1 that listens to billy talent :P
How many albums have they dropped in the past 2years ? damn.. :(


no hating tho.
 
im probably gonna try marijuana in a couple months, a guy is sapposed to be bringing some of the stuf down from mexico, other than that its basicly impossible to get where i live.
 
dude all your posts make me laugh. If thats your intention, then, thanks, you're a good writer. If its not, then, still, thanks. I'm studying for my physical chemistry finals and I need a laugh (i can't decide if it sucks more than orgo did or not)
 
Nice , im a non smoker and when i smoke the occasional joint after a joint it increases the buzz.

But thats how my mate got addicted , smokeing after joints , so you got to be careful.
 
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I'm not even sure what compelled me to read a trip report on Marlboro Lights, but it makes me sad to know I will never get these past couple minutes back.
 
This post really make me want a Marlboro light, reds aren't up to par......

Marlboro light 100's were ofter smoke by me for the ash, a valuable commodity in the smoking of crack cocaine.
 
i just know this was a april fools trip report, well done, gave me a chuckle :D

cheers
peace.
 
you guys wanna hear a real trip report about my first time with tobacco? :D no joke...here goes...it's kind of interesting...

Me and some buddies in college (freshman year) used to smoke pot quite a bit. But I never tried cigarettes. One day, we built a bong out of a 2-liter bottle (later christened 'CC' - the Crazy Combusterator) and needed to test it out, but we somehow had no pot...so...my friend unrolled some cigarettes and stuffed the tobacco into the bowl (we had a steamroller connected to hoses going into CC). I think I took probably a couple hits...and I remember...well...I remember it was harsh...and I think I got pretty fucked up...heh...the funny thing I remember, me and my friend S, who also just smoked tobacco his first time went up to the room of this girl I knew like 30 minutes after we smoked and we were still all giddy and I excitedly told this girl "wow we just smoked tobacco our first time! i'm still messed" or something close to that! :D

it was fun
tobacco messes u up man
i didn't see clouds rushing tho :(
 
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