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Lost Ego

Lost Ego

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Whats up mj brothers, i've been unable to smoke because i developed an allergy to outdoor weed n i just dont like risking it anymore. so anywho, back on topic - i wanna make weed tea and i've heard a couple different ways of making it and i wanna know the best possible way. option 1: fill an empty tea bag with half a gram of weed and pour boiling water into a cup and let it soak for 5-10 minutes and then u can take the tea bag out and drink it, also, u can supposedly still smoke the weed after its dried. option 2: take hella weed, grind it up in a pot, bring it to a boil and let it boil for 2 hours!??? and then serve... im sure option 2 works but i dont think i wanna make my house smell up hella and im hoping there is some truth behind option 1 because it sounds alot easier and more practical for me (my narc sister is always home and has no life)

how much weed to use?

any other methods?

is the tea bag necessary?
 
If that works at all, the tea bag itself is superfluous. That would be just so you don't drink little bits of green. :\
So, if it works; I'd just pour it through a tea strainer when it's done, then drink it. Maybe someone with experience can weigh in? Or someone who can try it right now? :D
 
I seriously doubt you have an allergy to 'outdoor weed'. Could there not be another explanation?

You need fat or oil to effectively dissolve the cannabinoids in order to be able to absorb it effectively. There are such drinks, instead of the 'tea' you're suggesting.

I suggest trying Bhang if you really want a THC-laced drink.


edit: the guy above me beat me to it, damnit!

PS Jimmy Wales is a cock.
 
Artificial Emotion said:
I seriously doubt you have an allergy to 'outdoor weed'. Could there not be another explanation?

You need fat or oil to effectively dissolve the cannabinoids in order to be able to absorb it effectively. There are such drinks, instead of the 'tea' you're suggesting.
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perhaps an allergy to pollen or just weed in general? about half the time i smoke bud i get extremely paranoid, i'd have closed eye visuals, similar to that of lsd, i sometimes get a feeling in my throat that bugs are crawling up and down it inside, it actually feels like a tape worm is crawling up the back of my throat and it feels like its making a hissing sound that vibrates my throat and makes me freak out and sometimes i feel like a tape worm is poking it's head outa my ass lol. its very unpleasant lolz... i excuse the anal part as just feeling my chode hair rubbing against my butt hole when im sitting and the bugs crawling in my throat as anxiety and/or capilaries closing in my throat. i also get breathing problems and i once passed out and my friend said i was having a seizure, i went and saw a doctor who said i didnt have any oxygen going to my brain from bad lungs or i had a mini heart attack or palpitation. either way that shit freaked me the fuck out, the common factor was weed and i try not to do it much anymore. perhaps it was all in my head, i read the anxiety and stress can cause every last one of those things.

thats a shame cause i really wanted to try the tea and thought it had potential to be my new stress reliever. back to the drawing boards lol
 
lmfao, please dont put that quote in ur signature. lol that only happened when i'd smoke and um i guess there are alot of things wrong with that quote but thats really how it felt lolz. and if i'd shave my chode hair, my chode would sweat like a mother fucker and it would smell up the joint lmao. same with ass hair xD
 
Lost Ego said:
... and if i'd shave my chode hair, my chode would sweat like a mother fucker and it would smell up the joint lmao. same with ass hair xD
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again, way more than we needed to know, but honestly, I don't think it's gonna make a difference whether you smoke it or drink it, it's gonna do pretty much the same thing (which in your case sounds pretty fucked up, so i'd lay off the weed altogether).
 
take a tablespoon or two of butter, add your weed
heat on low for like 20 minutes to a half hour
dont burn
then i just add like a tea cup of milk
warm that, add some honey

and swallow, it tastes pretty good,

i dont bother straining out the weed
 
deaf eye, is the end result to your recipe a liquid? (i.e. do you drink it?). and how much weed do you suggest putting in? seems like it'd be hard to get down with a lot of weed and no straining.
 
yes sir its a liquid

i went a little overkill and have used up to two grams maybe a little more, of mids, it knocked me on my ass
the buds soften up, and are easy to swallow,



i should try straining it one of these days and see if theres a difference

but the key is to heat it low and slow
 
Lost Ego said:
perhaps an allergy to pollen or just weed in general? about half the time i smoke bud i get extremely paranoid, i'd have closed eye visuals, similar to that of lsd, i sometimes get a feeling in my throat that bugs are crawling up and down it inside, it actually feels like a tape worm is crawling up the back of my throat and it feels like its making a hissing sound that vibrates my throat and makes me freak out and sometimes i feel like a tape worm is poking it's head outa my ass lol. its very unpleasant lolz... i excuse the anal part as just feeling my chode hair rubbing against my butt hole when im sitting and the bugs crawling in my throat as anxiety and/or capilaries closing in my throat. i also get breathing problems and i once passed out and my friend said i was having a seizure, i went and saw a doctor who said i didnt have any oxygen going to my brain from bad lungs or i had a mini heart attack or palpitation. either way that shit freaked me the fuck out, the common factor was weed and i try not to do it much anymore. perhaps it was all in my head, i read the anxiety and stress can cause every last one of those things.

thats a shame cause i really wanted to try the tea and thought it had potential to be my new stress reliever. back to the drawing boards lol
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An allergy to outdoor weed is no more likely than an allergy to outdoor brocolli. What's more likely is an allergy to something used to spray the weed with, or some sort of systemic pesticide for example. But an allergy to outdoor weed full stop, I find it hard to believe this is the case.
 
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