make or remix a Christmas song

[Comfortably Dumb]

Joy to the world
Your mom loves cum
My penis gives birth onto her teeth
Every part of the load she consumes
In seconds because she is the cum queen
In seconds because she is the cum queen
In seconds, In seconds, because she is the cum queen

 

[captain codshit]

Jingle beans
Mephedrone smells
santa laid a kegg......

 

[Comfortably Dumb]

I saw momy kissing Santas balls
Underneath the mistletoe last night
I feel like such a creep
Because I had a peep
What is really fucked up
It turned me on beyond belief

 

[OriginalCrazyone]

Itchy Balls
To the tune of Silver Bells

Red light districts, secret mistress,
serving all the good johns...
in the brothels, they're working for money

Scantly clad ho's, Scandalous bro's
Daring you to have fun...

but after you're done you will have...
Itchy balls... bumpy balls
maybe some crabs on your scrotum

green discharge... urine burns...
soon to a doctor you'll go...

-OcO-

 

[augustaB]

I really like this one I found on youtube

The perfect gift for xmas!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRfvSOuwM_4

 

[rikerliker707]

Wintertime, Diwali and Eid
Children sing non-Christian rhymes
Keep a log on the fire, to record energy
so we can protect the environment and drop our Carbon Footprint!

(Cliff Richard, Mistletoe & Wine)

 

[ChemicalSmiles]

I would but too faded... tell u wat.. I will include something christmasy in my next mix.....