Yeah, yeah, yeah... excersize, eat right, give yourself liposuction with a drill and fisk-tank air pump....
When it comes down to it, amphetamines are a good way to lose weight...
Lets disect a fat persons thought-process..
Ok, we will call our fat person Fatty McLardLard... she is your typical Fat raver - her friends are all high on ecstasy and tell her she is "beautifull on the inside", and since her parents ae both fat, well, she is just your typical fat girl, they are everywhere!
Ok, Fatty McLardLard wakes up and lifts her greesy fat leg out of bed, then the other leg.. after gathering all the energy possible, Fatty McLardLard huffs and puffs and sits up, often energy is needed so the fat person will eat some donughts, see, fat people keep food by their bed .. with that, the fat rolls and multiple chins all pull down with the force of 2 atomic bombs....
Time to start the day, which includes 2 pounds of ham, 20 pieces of bacon, 9 friend eggs, 37 pancakes, fried butter rolls, 20 links of sussage, and a 2 litere of "Diet Pepsi" (Fatty McLardLard always drinks "Diet" soda in hopes of losing weight...)
Having had a morning snack, it's time to shower... off to the bathroom, where Fatty spends a large amount of time on the toilet, making large hemroids and dumping a fair amount of crap.. Fatty brushes her teeth with her "BigMac Flavored Toothpaste" and then washes her face.. today she finds a large piece of chicken between chins #4 and 5 .. "hrmm, I wondered where that went" Fatty thought to herself as she ate the chicken ..
The chicken (which turns out to not be a piece of chicken, but actually an entire cornish game hen) gave Fatty the strength she needs to get in the shower.. now Fatty stinks because, well, it's not possible for her to bend down.. she is actually limited to washing a 2-foot by 2-foot area below her brests .. she stands in the water for awhile, then gets out... she sprays herself with some deorodant, but having been out of the shower for several minutes, she is already starting to sweat! She gets dressed and looks in the mirror.. "I wish I was dead, I wish I didnt have to go to school today, where people will tease me.. it's not my faut I am big-boned like this, it's my glands" ... knowing that she doesn't have a gun, and that her weight would warrant she taken several THOUSANDS pills to kill herself, she turns to the one thing that brings joy into her life - it's time for breakfast!
(I will edit out her breakfast for the sake of bandwidth)
Now she waddles out to her minivan and climbs in the side door.. she drives to school .. as soon as she gets there, it's off to the snack machine for some candy bars, see, Fatty McLardLard can't force herself to continue living without food...
Anyway, the day goes on, she spends like $60 on her lunch, she gets teased, crys, then goes home and straps on a feedbag.. she eventually tries to kill herself by slicing her wrists, but the many, huge layers of fat make it impossible... her mom commits her to a "fascility" ...
See? Thats how fat peoples brains work, all they can do is eat, it's like their solution for any problem they come across - they eat... the above story is based upon some very, highly scientific stuff, so don't question it, THAT IS HOW FAT PEOPLE LIVE!
Well, you can say "excersize" or "eat right", but this calls upon WILLPOWER - this is clearly NOT a solution, beause if Fatty hadthe willpower to go outside and jog a mile, she probably wouldn't inhale friend animals when she has a bad day...
Where was I going with this?
Oh yeah, amphetamines are a VERY VALID OPTION.. you are using a chemical to take away the hunger, so Fatty wont be able to stuff cupcakes in her face like she used to..
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