And many more. It would probably be easier just to do a search on google or something. There are many websites that have that sort of info on there, and there lists are probably alot longer then what I can think of off the top of my head.
haha.. .we dont use any of your terms at all... we usually just say... "im (so) fucked", or i'm icing... and when u lose your mind you've cracked it... meh...
About all I can think of (besides the ones mentioned)
There's one in Spanish which would be something like "Duracelled", if you have those Duracell batteries in the States that is.