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Lies you had to tell due to drug use

Mystery Brew

Mystery Brew

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what are the lies you had to tell due to your drug use? to hide the fact..etc.

I have a good one ill post later, I feel like it might incriminate me right now for some reason
 
"mom im going on a date with a girl.. i wanna take her out to dinner can you put some money in my account"

get the cash buy some 80's and nod off.


wow there are so many

"Im not high at all" *nodding hard as fuck*

il think of more later and post
 
bang that shit said:
"mom im going on a date with a girl.. i wanna take her out to dinner can you put some money in my account"

get the cash buy some 80's and nod off.


wow there are so many

"Im not high at all" *nodding hard as fuck*

il think of more later and post
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haha yeah i have done the same thing, although i asked for the cash up front instead of in the bank.

lukw10 said:
"I dont do drugs"


haha
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lol same here.
 
""mom im going on a date with a girl.. i wanna take her out to dinner can you put some money in my account"

get the cash buy some 80's and nod off."

me three.. haha my moms wants me to get laid.. but for some reason dosen't give a fuck if i'm dope sick.. WTF?
 
This is actually really sad...I was outta cash and all my friend's were dropping Ecstasy, so i went to my Nana, yes my Nana and asked her for some cash. It was her pension day so yea she got paid, did her shit, then she gave me the rest...

She asked me what it was for and i told her i needed petrol for my car hell bad...
 
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Sometimes I say my pain level much higher than it is so I can get some scripts

I'll tell a family member I'm on my death bed so they'll get me another script of Oxy

Or I'll whine and squirm around in the ER to get shots of HydroMorphone

It's pretty pathetic :\
 
Lie to doctors say I have pain. If my eyes are red or have bags, just say Im tired. When my parents ask me where my money went, I say alcohol. They wouldnt mind if I spent 100$+ a month on alcohol but if it was 5 dollars on weed they would probably kill me.
 
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I told my doctor I'm 100% sober and have been for weeks. Meanwhile, I had not slept the previous night due to snorting too much of the medicine she is prescribing me. And I was stoned at the appointment.
 
The best manipulaing scam I pulled was on the police ;)

Here I am commuting home from my daily trip to cop an hour from home, dirty as fuck with at least one warrant floating around, holding my stash I just copped.

The statie pulls me over and I gave my mom's name and date of birth, said I don't have my wallet,don't know my social, haven't had to look it up for years, this is my daughter's car, and she IS IN JAIL blah blah blah - I got away with that shit.
Didn't get a ticket and had the boy in blue feeling sorry for my dear mom, who I tricked him into believing I was.

That was a long time ago, and I've been off dope seven years. I was twenty and passed for over forty- because I was strung out bad. Just throwing that in there for the other ladies to think about while you're drinking and drugging and trying to stay pretty.

I've told a lot of lies but that takes the cake.
 
Various excuses to get out of the house....

When confronted about my use by parents and family i have always been pretty upfront about it.... They seemed to respect it more than me lieing obviously to them...
 
ive only lied to girls about using when i think they would look down on me and probably quit talking to me if they knew about anything. probably not the best idea.

ive never lied to anyone to get money so i could get high.
 
Used to always have to explain to my ex why I had no pupils
"Oh i'm on dayquil I'm sick"
"I got an immunization at the doctor's office for work today"
"I took ibuprofen" (I'm allergic to Ibuprofen and she knew that it fucks up my eyes)
 
to my therapist:

"I WOULD NEVER ABUSE THE KLONOPIN AND AMBIEN YOU PERSCRIBE ME"

while high on both during a session (hahah he couldnt tell and im still scribed them =D)

also to therapist

me - I never sold my adderall (lie), and I promise I wont shoot up the dexedrine if you prescribe it to me

him- Well let me scribe you the spansules so you cant inject it, it will last longer

me- that might not be the best idea as it is long acting so I will be unable to take a nap in-between classes(which i never do)

him- ok then il prescribe the regular than

then I go home and bang some (in the end not worth it w/o a micron filter)



oh heres a great one, tripping on acid with my best friend, I wanna go to my room to chill out and listen to music as it was getting fucking freezing outside... but i must first go to the basement to tell my mom im back. She knows Im dropping acid, cause she found it but somehow I convinced her to let me keep it as long as I didnt trip in the house. I go down to the basement and as I head down the stairs im near my peak... shes on the treadmill haha and its spinning and morphing... and I say with the straightest face possible... "man shit im pissed this is some bunk acid im gonna go chill in my room" worked like a charm



convo with father

Dad- ur nodding out arent you.. DID YOU SHOOT UP?
me-no dad you know id never do that...
*dad pulls up shirt sleeve... arm covered in tracks"
Me- those are bug bits.

sadly that didnt work :|


most common lie I use is "Im going to [Put any non drug using friends name in here] house " then i go out and buy drugs
 
"I'm going to my support group. Can I have some money for food and gas?" roughly translates into "I'm going to buy heroin, shoot up, and smoke some bud with my friends."

"I'm going to get coffee/see a movie/study with [inoffensive/nonexistant friend]" on the way to use drugs with my usual group.

Parent: Have you been smoking weed again?
Me: No, I was just around a lot of people smoking menthols.
Parent: Oh.
(For some reason, my parents cannot smell weed. I smoke in the house all the time and no one notices.)
 
Took about 8 grams of strong mushrooms trying to do the silent/darkness trip, blacked out half way through the trip, found myself writhing around in the bathroom of my sober living house ranting about the meaning of life. My sober house manager knocks on the door and asks if I'm okay, tell him i'm fine... walk out of the bathroom with nothing but my socks on, naked as the day I was born briskly walk to my room telling him "No, I'm fine... I'm fine" next morning asks me what the fuck was going on.

I thought it was all just a dream and as I'm done with the piss test tell him I was sleep walking. Terrifying at the time (homelessness isn't fun) but cute story in the end... but yeah "I was sleep walking... usually happens when I get stressed out."

Thank god shrooms don't show up on a drug test.
 
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