legal smoke

[sportbikesforlife]

we got some new carpet installed a while back now and I noticed these little balls of fuzz everywhere now. I ran out of regular bud so when my best friend johnny came over to smoke a bowl....unbeknownst to johnny.....I loaded him a bowl of carpet fuzz instead. to make it look real..i sprinkled some oregano from 3 years ago on top of the fuzz. Johnny took a big ol ass hit off the pipe and held it in for a really long time. After about 5 minutes johnny was really high/stoned and said that it was the best shit he'd ever smoked. i thenl told johnny that for the most part the shit he just smoked was perfectly legal to do so. johnny was thrilled at this apect of the deal. i told johnny that it was called carpet spice bud.

 

[Feroc1ty]

Hahaha, punk'd!

 

[kel1127]

Johnny is a moron.

 

[Damien]

You sir, are an ass. If this even really happened did you not think of how it may have damaged his lungs? With friends like you who needs enemies?

 

[morphene]

I wouldn't plan on a career writing fiction if I were you.