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Bluelighter
BlueTV proudly presents Bluelight Big Brother.
This premiere event in BlueTV history is following on the heels of the 'reality' television show Big Brother. Given how popular the show was to mainstream pop culture, it was deemed necessary to adapt it to suit the subculture of bluelight in order to sqeeze a few remaining ratings points out of this demographic.
The basics:
1 House.
10 Bluelighters.
10 Weeks.
The House:
The house is designed taking into account the subculture of bluelight. A large two story dwelling consisting of two sets of 5 bedrooms, each 5 are in turn connected with a loungeroom, which features mirrored coffee tables (inbuild razorblade holders and straws), a bar with most alcohol on tap, as well as a large selection of smoking implements to suit all tastes. Each of these loungerooms feature turntables and speakers etc, as well as a selection of lighting equipment. Each of these loungerooms are connected to the main communal loungeroom which lies in between them, which features similar equipment, but differs in size and is decorated in a 'blue' theme.
The Bluelighters:
Oceanboy
Backo
*starfalls69*
[ C E N S O R E D ]
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BopGirl
Cohaagen
Doofqueen
Raz
The bluelighters selected have been selected for their group interaction skills, as well as on an equal gender basis, personality traits and compatability and bluelight status (Bluelighter/Greenlighter) have also been taken into account in the selection process. The first week of the show will consist of the Introduction to BBB (Bluelight Big Brother) where the contestants are interviewed individually prior to entering the house, and then allow viewers to observe the contestants interacting with each other over the course of the various games to be played. In keeping with the Bluelight theme, the games and competitions that will take place will reflect what our surveys show as being current popular trends on Bluelight.
These games include.
Rushing Roulette:
The contestants have to rail one of the equally sized lines arranged on the coffee table mirror in the lounge room. The lines will be arranged in a circular formation, and the contestants will draw cards just prior to the event in order to determine the order in which they 'compete'. 8 of the lines will contain 'safe' substances, but one line will be 5-Meo-DMT and one Ketamine. Extra points are awarded to the people who 'win' those lines if they can walk to their rooms unaided.
Long Way To The Top:
This is fun! All housemates (male and female) must sleep with as many of their fellow contestents as possible in order to gain points. The points are allocated on a sliding scale, from ordinary sex with a partner or s/o right up to disgustingly demeaning sex with someone who isn't. Individual acts of copulation will be judged according to their merit, special points may be awarded for the following moves.
Angry Dragon: Where after having been given fellatio, you administer a firm smack to the back of the fellater's head, causing them to choke and for cum to dribble out their nose. The name comes from the expression on their face when they realise what you've done to them (in this case, on NATIONAL TV!).
The Carpet Cleaner: While having sex with the chosen partner doggy style, you tie their arms behind their back, lift their hips and run around the room pushing their face into the carpet.
Dirty Sanchez: While having sex doggy style, you insert your finger into your partner's anus, then withdraw your finger, and wipe it across above their upper lip, leaving them with a brown stain mustache. Making him/her look like a 'dirty sanchez'.
After the points have been added up, the person with the most points gets to be an Aus Social mod.
Ripoff:
A basic game much like 'capture the flag' except, the Bluelighters are divided into two teams, each team has a 'base' which is located in one of the rooms, the contestants are all issued with non-lethal weaponary (tasers, mace, nightstick etc) and have to defend the cache of drugs located in each of their 'bases' with the maximum amount of force necessary. The winner is the one that manages to obtain the cache and make it back to their own base. To make this game extra spicy, the lights will be turned on and off intermittently, so as to create an environment beyond the control of the contestents.
Bluelight Whispers:
A different version of chinese whispers, updated to suit the environment of BBB. One bluelighter on each team must start a rumour, and pass it from one contestant to another, the team which gets theirs to the end MOST exaggerated and far fetched wins the most points. Several matches of this will be played, to reflect its popularity on the board.
Different rounds of these games (and many more) will be played fortnightly. Every week after the first introductory week, viewers get to call in and vote their least favourite off the show, the last one left standing in this contest of the century will be pronounced the WINNER and will be able to cash in their new found fame in the form of being mentioned in other people's posts, becoming more popular, gaining friends, reputation etc. They also get to feature in lucratively paying anti-drug campaign advertisments on television, featuring a BBB theme, which will warn young children about the dangers associated with drug use (cliqueyness, hypocrisy, double standards and poor judgement).
So. The Show Has Started. Are YOU in da house?
Edit: I just feel compelled to put in a caveat here that I fucking hate Big Brother, I think reality TV is the most pathetically dressed up pretensious display of voyerism ever aired. Yes, this is satire. If you don't know that word, please leave now, and kill yourself...
-plaz out-
(EDIT) Make that three bluelight names deleted, do I hear four? four names? Gee mom, them there kids is sure shy!
This premiere event in BlueTV history is following on the heels of the 'reality' television show Big Brother. Given how popular the show was to mainstream pop culture, it was deemed necessary to adapt it to suit the subculture of bluelight in order to sqeeze a few remaining ratings points out of this demographic.
The basics:
1 House.
10 Bluelighters.
10 Weeks.
The House:
The house is designed taking into account the subculture of bluelight. A large two story dwelling consisting of two sets of 5 bedrooms, each 5 are in turn connected with a loungeroom, which features mirrored coffee tables (inbuild razorblade holders and straws), a bar with most alcohol on tap, as well as a large selection of smoking implements to suit all tastes. Each of these loungerooms feature turntables and speakers etc, as well as a selection of lighting equipment. Each of these loungerooms are connected to the main communal loungeroom which lies in between them, which features similar equipment, but differs in size and is decorated in a 'blue' theme.
The Bluelighters:
Oceanboy
Backo
*starfalls69*
[ C E N S O R E D ]
[ C E N S O R E D ]
[ C E N S O R E D ]
BopGirl
Cohaagen
Doofqueen
Raz
The bluelighters selected have been selected for their group interaction skills, as well as on an equal gender basis, personality traits and compatability and bluelight status (Bluelighter/Greenlighter) have also been taken into account in the selection process. The first week of the show will consist of the Introduction to BBB (Bluelight Big Brother) where the contestants are interviewed individually prior to entering the house, and then allow viewers to observe the contestants interacting with each other over the course of the various games to be played. In keeping with the Bluelight theme, the games and competitions that will take place will reflect what our surveys show as being current popular trends on Bluelight.
These games include.
Rushing Roulette:
The contestants have to rail one of the equally sized lines arranged on the coffee table mirror in the lounge room. The lines will be arranged in a circular formation, and the contestants will draw cards just prior to the event in order to determine the order in which they 'compete'. 8 of the lines will contain 'safe' substances, but one line will be 5-Meo-DMT and one Ketamine. Extra points are awarded to the people who 'win' those lines if they can walk to their rooms unaided.
Long Way To The Top:
This is fun! All housemates (male and female) must sleep with as many of their fellow contestents as possible in order to gain points. The points are allocated on a sliding scale, from ordinary sex with a partner or s/o right up to disgustingly demeaning sex with someone who isn't. Individual acts of copulation will be judged according to their merit, special points may be awarded for the following moves.
Angry Dragon: Where after having been given fellatio, you administer a firm smack to the back of the fellater's head, causing them to choke and for cum to dribble out their nose. The name comes from the expression on their face when they realise what you've done to them (in this case, on NATIONAL TV!).
The Carpet Cleaner: While having sex with the chosen partner doggy style, you tie their arms behind their back, lift their hips and run around the room pushing their face into the carpet.
Dirty Sanchez: While having sex doggy style, you insert your finger into your partner's anus, then withdraw your finger, and wipe it across above their upper lip, leaving them with a brown stain mustache. Making him/her look like a 'dirty sanchez'.
After the points have been added up, the person with the most points gets to be an Aus Social mod.
Ripoff:
A basic game much like 'capture the flag' except, the Bluelighters are divided into two teams, each team has a 'base' which is located in one of the rooms, the contestants are all issued with non-lethal weaponary (tasers, mace, nightstick etc) and have to defend the cache of drugs located in each of their 'bases' with the maximum amount of force necessary. The winner is the one that manages to obtain the cache and make it back to their own base. To make this game extra spicy, the lights will be turned on and off intermittently, so as to create an environment beyond the control of the contestents.
Bluelight Whispers:
A different version of chinese whispers, updated to suit the environment of BBB. One bluelighter on each team must start a rumour, and pass it from one contestant to another, the team which gets theirs to the end MOST exaggerated and far fetched wins the most points. Several matches of this will be played, to reflect its popularity on the board.
Different rounds of these games (and many more) will be played fortnightly. Every week after the first introductory week, viewers get to call in and vote their least favourite off the show, the last one left standing in this contest of the century will be pronounced the WINNER and will be able to cash in their new found fame in the form of being mentioned in other people's posts, becoming more popular, gaining friends, reputation etc. They also get to feature in lucratively paying anti-drug campaign advertisments on television, featuring a BBB theme, which will warn young children about the dangers associated with drug use (cliqueyness, hypocrisy, double standards and poor judgement).
So. The Show Has Started. Are YOU in da house?
Edit: I just feel compelled to put in a caveat here that I fucking hate Big Brother, I think reality TV is the most pathetically dressed up pretensious display of voyerism ever aired. Yes, this is satire. If you don't know that word, please leave now, and kill yourself...
-plaz out-
(EDIT) Make that three bluelight names deleted, do I hear four? four names? Gee mom, them there kids is sure shy!
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