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Ex-Bluelighter
every time i offer a girl my heart, she screams and tells me to put the knife away
because i never grew up, and reject adulthood with gusto.Maybe you should try offering a woman your heart?
Ah, there’s your problem then... c’est la vie...because i never grew up, and reject adulthood with gusto.
whatever boomer. I can hear your saggers flapping against your knees from here.Ah, there’s your problem then... c’est la vie...
I’m 36! @JessFR informed me I am a millennial! Yay me!whatever boomer. I can hear your saggers flapping against your knees from here.
I’m 36! @JessFR informed me I am a millennial! Yay me!
Also, no one is getting laid at the moment. It sucks but that’s life.
Shush! We are young damnit! I’m still 24 aren’t I? It feels like I am anyway!True and true. :D
We are both millenials, alas millennial doesn't mean we're as young as it used to.
It does mean we are no longer the most hated generation by everyone else though, 10 more years and we'll be ready to join the hate!
because im stubbornass just give up, why torment yourself ??
Shush! We are young damnit!
Shush! We are young damnit! I’m still 24 aren’t I? It feels like I am anyway!![]()
everything hurts martha, everything always hurts.RIGHT? I'm scared.![]()
I’m never turning 40. I’m stopping at 36 now and forever more when people ask I’m gonna be 36. The end.RIGHT? I'm scared.![]()
36aI’m never turning 40. I’m stopping at 36 now and forever more when people ask I’m gonna be 36. The end.![]()
I’m never turning 40. I’m stopping at 36 now and forever more when people ask I’m gonna be 36. The end.![]()
Thank frick you didn’t because I wouldn’t have got to meet you!!!It's a ripoff is what it is, all the drugs I did and I didn't get to die young.![]()
Thank frick you didn’t because I wouldn’t have got to meet you!!!![]()
public displays of affection make me want to projectile vomit napalm and spontaneously combust