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If EADD were a suburb...

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The postcode's irrelevant, just think of it as an area; a bit like the set of a soap opera or summat, seeing as those elements will inevitably enter the thread before long. Mostly concerning's Spadey's habitat and activities. ;)

I'm obviously claiming the big, creepy house with the old-skool windows and doors, partially obscured by trees. You know - the one you were scared to pass in the dark as a kid. Or still are now.

I hasten to add that the mansionesque dimensions of said Creepy Abode are not a reflection of either my status as a moderator, a goth, or a narcissist. Merely because it's cool and it's creepy (so maybe option two then?). It's a mixed area with all kinds of housing, so it's bungalows to penthouses.

Please keep the relation to consensus reality to a minimum.


[Yes, this is a terrible, terrible thread. Possibly even a retread of a previous one Just wanted to lift the mood a bitafter all that's happened.So feel free to devour / ignore at will :)
 
Anyone want to fight me for the suspected-paedophile-who-lives-alone-in-a-house-surrounded-by-massive-trees role?
 
Shotgun the local crazy person. You know, the one that takes their dog for a walk in a pram, paints their front garden with a dust pan and brush and drives to places only making left turns in the car.
 
I'm the one that if he ends up in he news the neighbours say "he kept himself to himself"
 
i'd be the one moaning about public transport at night and the price of taxis all the time. don't think i could even hypothetically live further than 20 mins on foot from a city centre for the time being. in fact you'd all probably just tell me to move.
 
Compton.

chinup said:
i'd be the one moaning about public transport at night and the price of taxis all the time. don't think i could even hypothetically live further than 20 mins on foot from a city centre for the time being. in fact you'd all probably just tell me to move.
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ah you can stay :)
 
well thanks.

if i couldn't get the hell back to the city i'd probably settle for being a hopefully not too batty cat lady, rarely leaving the house to do anything but purchase cat food and beer.
 
I'd be your classic rarely-seen-but-always-watching curtain twitcher...

EDIT: My mother is a cat lady. Not *too* batty but I suspect I've lost perspective on the issue...
 
It can be a blighted inner city ghetto if you'd prefer. ;)

Spade of course resides with his mother, though he's saving up for one of the trendy new apartments above a couple of kebab shops, a Wetherspoon's and a hairdressing salon owned by two perma-tanned muscle Marys.

I'd of course have an endless procession of teenage girls in severe eyeliner coming to visit my gothic mansion. Some even leave.

I knew I'd done something silly last night but the crapness of the concept behind this thread exceeds even the sense of dread I felt upon waking... :D
 
I must say, that peeling 70s paint job certainly is bringing down house prices in our little ghetto. The smell of meth manufacture might do that too.

This doesn't sound like the kind of place in which you'd want to bring up a kid, does it? :)
 
I've created a lean-to shelter in the local woodland area and have started a camp fire. I am the crazy guy who thinks he can live off the land, but comes to shower at the local swimming pool. I have all of my possessions in one backpack and the rest of the locals think I am homeless and am living in the woods because I have a drug addiction, but little do they know I live there by choice. I'll think of more to my story later =D

Fun game Sammy G :D
 
I'll be the dude with the half finised work on my house and in the garden.
The dude with the nagging missus nagging me to finish what I started.
 
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