I want to show you

[Mr. Potatoe Head]

I want to show you what it's like.
Being with a potato that is.
How sensual and erotic it can be.
Just open your mind and go with it.
Do what you feel.
Being with a head like me is better than any guy you can find.
I have what it takes to make you feel good.
You know you want it.
All you have to do is ask.
Tell Mr. Potatoe Head how bad you want it.
Say it louder and louder.
Scream my name "oh Mr. Potatoe Head"
That's what I want to hear. Oh yeah.
Once you go potato you will never look back.
Mr. Potatoe Head
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That's right baby, I'm all HEAD.

 

[Thelazer]

I sense alot of lonelyness in this poam.
To me, it seems your asking, waiting for something good to come along.
I hope you find what your looking for.. keep your head up.. things will change for the better!

LOL
Jay
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"Roads, where we're going we don't need any roads."

 

[Mysticalis]

Why would a woman want a stumpy potato when she can use a cucumber?

 

[Angelight]

*dies laughing*

 

[applesbliss]

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L O L
[This message has been edited by applesbliss (edited 30 January 2001).]

 

[~* s p r o u t *~]

oooo... ahhh... mr. potato head, you are such a spudmuffin

 

[Squirt]

aw, you'll find mrs. potatoe head soon! i promise! then it'll be bow-chika-weh-wow allllll day long...

good luck, mr. potatoe head.

 

[Mr. Sticky]

hey ladies (get funky), one positive aspect to a tater: if it doesn't fit you quite right, all you have to do is take the peeler to it until it does.

 

[~* s p r o u t *~]

eeee-wwww mr. sticky! thanks for the mental picture... *barf*