I swear this is true but you wont belive me

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slowintrepid

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ok like the title says. you wont belive me.

ok I'm starting college in a few weeks so right now I'm staying at my grandparents house here's the situation you wont belive it.

ok My grandmother's a good kid for the most part. but my
grandfather is a quadrapeligic (in a electric wheel chair) alchoholic/bi-polar/recovering cancer patient (who talks with a servox (one of those throat things that make you sound like a robot) /prison escapee/Vietnam Veteran

So this is the werid (well werider part)

My grandfather who is a quadrapeligic/alchoholic/bi-polar/recovering canver patient/ servox user/ prison escapee (ellis island)/ vietnam vet
hates me with a passion because he thinks that his wife (my grandmother) is cheating on him..............with ME!!!! (gets chills and sudden urge to vomit) and because of his hatred for me he regularly starts fights with me and tries to run me over with his 700 pound 40 Horse Power Wheel Chair.

I told you, you wouldn't belive me

P.S. I am not a psyco (cause I'm sure I must sound like that now)

(also I do not mean to offend anyone who has any of the conditions I mentioned above they're all very serious and my sympathy goes out to anyone that has any of them)
 
fucked up! Wheelchairs should be recognised as weapons, we had a girl at school with one, and she would try and run you down if you pissed her off or if she didn't like you and run over people's bags. But on a bonus, one day we borrowed her chair and raced around the class room.....Steal his chair, turn the tabels
 
He actually has two chairs. One would be considered the Tank and the other's the Porche (fast and light)

the sad part is, is I am so nice to the poor guy. I remember:

One time he was taken to the hospital in an ambulance and they left his wheel chair behind and he needed his wheel chair at the hospital with him, but it was going to cost 400 dollars to call an ambulance to come back to take it over (only way to get it there) so what I did was instead having him pay the 400 dollars to get his chair over. I sat in his electric wheel chair and hopped on the handicap bus (I swear!)

I remember riding on the bus they strapped the chair in so it wouldn't slide when the bus stopped. I remember the driver just kept looking at me with sadness and there were a bunch of very strange old people that kept saying. "Wow, it's a shame to see young kids like you cut down in thier prime,......how did it happen" I was like "Car accident"

after they let me off I rode his wheel chair into the Veterans Hospital to find him. While going through the main lobby everyone was starring at me (again with pitty) then the worst happened.

THE CHAIR BROKE!!!

I sat there for about 10 mins trying to get it to work, then people came over trying to help me but it didn't work. I got so frustrated and had no choice but to stand up in the middle of the lobby to crawl under the chair to fix it my self!

all those people that has such pitty on me now looked at me with absolute disgust. lol

eventually he got his chair and I went home, but I learned what it was like to be handicapped for a little while. it's extremely awkward!!!!
 
OMG that is nice, I can't believe you did that. Having the chair break would have been a little aquward though....How fun are those chairs though, we all rode the school girls once- we broke so much shit in the classroom cos none of us could do it and it was so fast. LOL. Same deal with the niceness, I was nice to this chick, and what did she do but runover my bag and break my diskman...oh well, she broke lots of other peoples stuff.
 
See it's all 100% true. But I did kinda put it out as a laugh. I know I laugh about if because that's all I can do really.

so if you read what I said and think it's funny I wont be offended by a LOL or a ROFL
 
I'll admit, I laughed for one of the first times in this forum :D

The whole thing about your Grandfather suspecting your
Grandmother of cheating on him with you is weird! I think gramps read a little too much about Freud's Oedipus theory in his day ;)
 
Nah he's just nuts.

Yes I know the fact that my situation is extremely werid, Hell sometimes i don't even belive it myself. but it is very very true. (People on jerry springer don't hold a candle to me)
 
LOL I don't know if this is true or not, but it made me laugh =D
 
his wife is MINE, get ur filthy fucking hands off her!
 
SYSDOWN you are an AVATAR THEIF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :X

And to reply to the topic...all I have to say is ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry...I believe that this is a serious problem but I laughed and laughed imagining this guy trying to run you over in a wheelchair. And him thinking you'd fuck your own grandma is sick.
 
I don't beleive this one bit,

1st off who describes their grandmother as being a good kid? What kind of grandfather would think their grandkid would fuck their grandmother? I mean, ya its not unheard of I'm sure, but just the way you started this off made me think you making it all up.

Its pretty dam funny thou, call Jerry!
 
lol I call everyone a good kid. my mom my grandmother my friends my professors......all good kids. and I swear to you that this is 100% true. as a matter of fact he tried to run me down again yesterday for eating his birthday cake. (I swear I swear I swear it's true)

as for people getting a laugh yes it's a serious problem we have but it's ok cause laughing is how I deal with it. but EVERY single word I have said is true. (which is the funniest part of it all)

and yes the fact that he would think I'm sleeping with my grandma is sick (once again begins to puke) but that's the main reason to show he's nuts. We also think he's not getting enough oxygen which might make him be like this. that and every now and then we find a pint of vodka in his bed and him passed out watching TV. (He has an aide put him to bed not us so that's why no one didn't see it)

and to anyone who still doesn't belive me I can tell you the medication he is on with the pill ID's (he's on like 13 different meds including lithium)
 
You need to go to war with him. NO MERCY.
Seriously- maybe itll gain his respect. You can start it by throwing a water balloon grenade at his wheelchair.

That's what I'd do
 
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