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Manoman

Manoman

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Okay so this is the story so far

I was sitting here listening to some Benza and watching my visuals on windows media player when I realised something, there is actually some sort of alien trying to communicate with me I know it sounds odd but it makes sense.

See it communicates through mathamatics and to write down there messages they use sound waves and due to the nature of the visualizations they are able to send rather complex messages aswell as simple pictures I havent been able to figure out much of what they said but I did get to see their faces, which are rather circular but pulsate with visible soundwaves and other patterns that are even harder to figure out.

What I can gather is that there are two aliens who are in love (im guessing that becuase they were kissing and transmitting soundwaves to each other and im pretty sure there being chased by their race as they have escaped from something and there trying to ask me for help but I cant exactly figure out what they mean.

Does anyone here speak soundwaves or is able to convert them to english? If so that would help me alot with their problem but any advice on how I should try to help them or even contact them would be greatly appreciated, I could try and draw a picture of them incase anyone else has met this race before?
 
draw it man draw it!!

MSPAINT HURRY HURRY BEFORE IT LEAVES!!!
 
I speak the underground tones by which you are talking about. The aliens have found where you live man, that cant be good, identify quick start drawing!
 
CLick the print screen button above 'Insert' that will copy the screen and then open something Like word or MS Paint and then paste. That will show us what you are seeing.
 
OK first you need to grab every stereo in your house, well on your entire property and bring it and put it all in a room that you will not be in. You dont want them bastards spying on you do you? They transmit from every form of what a radio is. Thats foremost important cuz you dont want them to know your plans of identifying them. Hurry then report back. But if all radios are in one room, how will they know?
 
okay i mnot the best drawer but its kinda like this
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from what I can tell is ther brain is near the top at the back and it glows kinda of like the sun but bluer

I still need to be able to help them though I want to tell them they can hide with me but I cant seem to get it across to them no matter how many times I try talking to them
 
pin said:
OK first you need to grab every stereo in your house, well on your entire property and bring it and put it all in a room that you will not be in. You dont want them bastards spying on you do you? They transmit from every form of what a radio is. Thats foremost important cuz you dont want them to know your plans of identifying them. Hurry then report back. But if all radios are in one room, how will they know?
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what if I put mirrors infront of my speakers so the waves get sent back to them? will that help I have some pretty heavy speakers and would need a forklift to move them or something smaller
 
you need extra thick mirrors. Perhaps double lensed. Need all the power you can get. And make sure your lights are all out in the house. Turn all the lights off. Any light beam can knock out the waves. And put all the stereos on books incase it rains.
 
No idea those are hard to comprehend. Never seen such grey sparks. Id say they were from some galactic space unit in which no human will ever witness birth to.
 
According to that picture, the race you are communicating with are called 'Easter Eggs'.

Pin is right about the mirrors though.
 
And if you can find the exact center of the room, in every room, you need to put a stool there and burn a candle on top of it. It will give a center position for all the beams so aim towards. Its a good guide to keeping these transmissions going.
 
Dude I don't know what you tried to draw. Just take a screenshot for us and post it so we can identify them. Post a sample of the sound waves for us too. Maybe so9mebody understansd them.
 
Ok report back and tell us if youve heard any eerie sounds coming from your basement. Thats a hot spot.
 
Oaky the mirrors are set up the other stuff might take a while, luckily I dont have a basement but I do have a bed and its dark under there ...
 
It will take some time. But its essential in catching these guys. Call some friends and ask for their GPS systems. Need to have some radar on these bastards and someone with a tracking device will certainly help.

*Radios includes the one in your cars too, any radio can be used for transmitting wave signals.
 
Originally posted by xcidium
According to that picture, the race you are communicating with are called 'Easter Eggs'.
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I think the eggs have been breeding with possums. That thing down the bottom right corner is definitely a tail.
 
I havent been able to get any GPSs, would it be possible to build a ship or something? and fight them i need to defend us
 
Yes arm yourself man. Make sure you have at least a shotgun on hand. Deer slugs are best ammo. Hmm yes a ship would do quite fine. Youll want to make it outside though cuz if you are too close to the radios they could pick up your activity. Find some wood and have a go and hurry up. And if you have no water to put it in then you might wanna put the boat in one of the neighbors pools as a way to keep if floating in full defense. and make sure you cut down all the bushes within site. Anything that can be used as a hiding spot must be dimolished. They are tricky bastards. And when you are outside Id wear a costume, KKK white hood works as best cuz its easy to make. You dont want to be identified by anyone.
 
everyone forgot the most vital step in alien interaction - the foil helmet. DO NOT leave your room without a foil head piece on. the aliens have the ESPN and they can manipulate your brain waves.

if you want to keep your thoughts your own, I suggest you create and wear on immediately.
 
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