.. i need a cold shower!

[Jon]

.. if bad language or sex offends, please stop reading here..

.. all this talk of fucking this and fucking that, fucking him and her and them and you and me .. talk of fags juicing raver girls who have fuzzy chests and did I mention all this fucking??
.. well. Its making me goddam horny. So horny in fact that I'm typing with one hand right now. AND I JUST CAN'T STOP!!!!
So please. For my sake and other individuals who suffer from similar afflictions to my own - please stop with this potty talk, as my wrist is going to break.
[runs off and takes a cold shower]
Regards,
Jon.
PS. Shhhhhh. Don't tell anyone about this. I'd be most embarressed about it. (honest)

 

[blondEE]

hmmm.... naughty, naughty...

 

[mona]

JON!!!!!
You don't understand....I've told all the Sydney BL's how lovely you are, and then you go and print something like this.
I'm ashamed.

HA!
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sunshine,smiles and stardust
mona

 

[Vicks]

Mona for shame!!! bring such a foul mouthed individual here to our pristine board.
And don't forget the people talking about fucking all the trigendered bondage midgets.

 

[Vicks]

Mona for shame!!! bring such a foul mouthed individual here to our pristine board.
And Jon don't forget the people talking about fucking all the trigendered bondage midgets.