I fell in love.

mona

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OK. SO, this may not seem strange to all the Americans and Canadians, because i think the Pick Up Truck is like some kind of national symbol for them BUT, in Autralia it's more likely to be a Ute (right?) SO therefore this strange obsession that I seem to have formed over the lsst couple of months should be about Utes, and NOT Pick Up Trucks.
I love a big truck. I have become obsessed with big trucks. Preferrably red, but any colour will do...so long as it's BIG.
I first came to the realisation that my simple admiration of trucks had spawned nasty little obsessive qualities, when I was on my way to work. I passed a house. A lovely house in the suburbs, white picket fence (actually I think it was brown, but white fits MUCH better into the story) and THREE count 'em THREE BIG TRUCKS in the DRIVEWAY. But OH! NO! These weren't just your average Aussie Four Runner. These three majestic beauties, who stood proud in their owner's front yard were CHEVROLET GMC 4X4 PICK UP TRUCKS. One red, one charcoal and one white. As we pulled farther and farther away I wiped the drool from my chin, and massaged my neck as I had strained a muscle from spinning around in my seat and craning my neck in order to watch the truck's for just a little bit longer than necessary. I fell in love.
I do this every day. I forget about my obsession for a few hours UNTIL, I see them again, and then, I fall in love ... again.
Who would have thought that man could create such a beautiful creature. Such a well thought out, sturdy, aesthetically pleasing machine.
I want one.
mona.
 
you're just a big redneck my friend!!!
mind you I should talk....what? ugh boots? noooo they're just for my New Zealand cousin to feel at home when he comes to stay
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now I think I've managed to offend at least 40% of this board...I'll try for the rest later
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miss apple (with her tongue stuck firmly in her cheek)
 
What you have come down is a serious condition known as BATS(Big-Assed Truck Syndrome). It is a serious condition, but seeing that I am from Tennessee (the land of big-assed trucks) and am a former Chevrolet truck salesamn, I have some experience in this area and have some insight....
Your obsession may have started innocently enough, but you must get it taken care of BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!
It may start as an admiration for the brawny vehicles (which I must admit are rather sexy in their own Detroit-engineered, blocky way), but before you know it you'll have a two-ton monstrosity, using a ladder to climb up in the cab and insisting that your friends all pile onto the bed for a ride, subjecting them to having numerous exotic insects plastered on their faces....
Please, GET HELP BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!!
 
Ahh memories, at one time I had a big Chevy 4x4,it was flouresent smurf blue!Damn, I guess I was a redneck......
Peace,
Excel
 
Here is Southern Calif. If you are an Asian and drive a pick-up truck, they will think of you higly as a person of business and responsible. (Every Asian household would want to have a truck, a van and a Mercedes. :-)
Van to haul kids.
Truck to do everything else.
Mercedes is to show off :-)
Enuff stereotyping. However it is right to some degree ;-)
 
Awwwww.....my little Aussie redneck girlEfriend wantz a big truck, eh? NO!
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And whut do you think yer gonna do with a big ol' dirt mongrol like that? Chase crocs and shit? Maybe an elephant or two? Hmmmmm....Santa iz waxin up hiz sled, so if yer nice....
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.....wel, letz just say, if yer good to yer bread and butter, it'll be good to you!
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~~~CAUTION!!! Brain Cellz are addicting!
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Man, i am into the lowered well handled pocket rocket cars, but i rewired and installed a custom stereo in my redneck mechanic friends 72 gmc truck with wood bed which is full custom and has won the CA Truckin nationals the last three years he has entered. I'm no shorty (5'10.5"), but even i have to climb into it. The rumble of the exhaust, the ability to scale freaking walls, haha. He would have been a redneck romper, but i got my two cents in and put some city touches on it. Unfortunately those type of contests are still redneck events...his grand prize every year was some freaking huge gold and silver belt buckle...go figure...good thing he doesnt wear that kinda stuff...haha
PLUR
 
Theres something about a big truck that's downright fucking erotic. I don't know why, but. Oh wait I do know why, it's to overcompensate for my feeligs of general insecurity.
Fuck it though i still love big trucks. OOOHHHHH F-350 I'm squirming around like crazy thinking about it.
And everyone who likes videogames try test drive off-road it's fun. Don't buy it though it ain't that good, but the new one coming out should be good.
Keep truckin'
 
Hmm, girls with guns, girls with big trucks...mona, i think you are confessing a love more than just for big trucks.
anyway-here's a question or a thought my friends and i discuss (usually one road trips after a spectacular truck will pass by). if you were a truck-i don't know my truck lingo so i will have to describe which part and type of truck i am referring to-what color would you be? what would you look like?
truck part is the front of an 18 wheel, the engine part that you hook the trailers to-what color would you be?
i have been the hippy truck, yellow base the seveties style flowers. i have been purple-dark rick shiny, proud purple. and i think i have choosen blue once as well-royal blue, electric blue, cornflower blue-it has so many names the blue that i would be if i were a truck. always clean, detailed, polished and waxed (yes most are synonyms)
 
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