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Heroin I can"t piss

chaseconroe

chaseconroe

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Ive been doing heroin quite a while, IV if it matters. But this particular batch i just got has me pretty high but i can't fucking piss!! I know " well quit doing it awhile BAM! you can piss. " well i do 2 fat shots a day to get by and at no period can i fucking piss throughout the day, unless when i wake up in the morning before i have a morning shot i UNLOAD. But i NEED to piss NOW and not close to bedtime. i need advice thank.
(BTW idk if this is right thread feel free to move it.)
 
Try to do it like a girl , yes sit.

now you are sitting , nothing comes out? try whistling.

last resort for me is just touching my lower belly or the tip of my dick once for some reason this will get it going (note still sitting)
 
BingeBoy said:
Try to do it like a girl , yes sit.

now you are sitting , nothing comes out? try whistling.

last resort for me is just touching my lower belly or the tip of my dick once for some reason this will get it going (note still sitting)
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epic reply but every thing he said is true and has worked for me. sometimes when I use H same thing happens to me and I sit and I can go sometimes I can go, stop, go, stop.

also try to dip your cock on cold water while sitting or get in the shower and piss in the shower the shower allways makes me need to piss
 
Same thing happened to me in hospital after a major operation while I was tanked up on morphine. It was a profoundly scary experience, I reckon I was at most half an hour from my bladder bursting before they finally did something about it (I was in intensive care so being conscious made me instantly low priority).

Anyway, they put a catheter in in the end. If it really gets that bad, you should probably go to A&E for the same.
 
That is a super common side effect. Sitting down always works for me though it is always a long stop and go process.
 
Captain.Heroin said:
You are probably dehydrated and not drinking enough water.
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not necessarily true , one would think that drinking more water would solve a pee problem in practice I found it can actually make it worse. Different situation though pee tests and having to piss in front of somebody (still on opiates though)
 
i've been there. it's one of the most annoying side effects of heroin (besides that whole sudden death thing, that kind of sucks too). I usually have to sit down on the toilet like a lady and sit there for hours to get it done. drinking a lot of water might help, or it might make it worse. you could also try caffeine or other diuretics. hopping in the shower might help. especially if your one of those people who pisses in the shower (who isn't?), the association and water overload might make you piss like a race horse.


I've told this story before, I'll make it short this time because I gotta go soon. I was on a shitload of heroin at my friends house and we went to sleep. I had been struggling to take a leak all night and finally I felt like I could do it so I got up and went to the bathroom and let loose in the toilet. all of a sudden I heard my friend go dude what the fuck and I opened my eyes and realized I was standing in the corner of his room ass naked pissing on the floor. So I did a clean up job and we laughed our asses off for a few minutes then I went to the bathroom and tried to finish the job, needless to say I couldn't go. I think it's a mental thing, like being pee shy, except it happens when your alone and on dope. good luck
 
This actually happens to me pretty often.. I only sniff the shit, n sometimes it feels literally impossible to piss haha. It's irritating.
 
Opiates make pissing difficult. Shitting too for that matter. I always found oxy did this the worst. I remember taking like 10 or 20 min sometimes just to take a leak. Nodding in and out didn't help either.
 
such a horrible side effect. i always end up sitting down until my legs are asleep then having to stumble around til the feeling comes back and then go sit back down and try again.
 
Sitting down is great advice or often I would put a hand against the wall and lean, relaxation seems to help a lot which segues into my next tip - don't force it. A lot of people think that 'pushing' harder will help but when it comes to opioid-induced urinary retention (the technical term for this phenomenon), it actually makes things worse.

I always found that relaxing as much as I could physically and mentally, almost meditating, made it a lot easier. If you have to piss really bad and you're desperately trying to push it out, it just won't work and will frustrate the fuck out of you. You have to relax and let it come. It took years for me to master this and even after I figured out that you can't 'force' it out initially, once I got a stream, I would still try to get it out faster by 'pushing' since I had to go so bad. The stream is going to be weak and when you have to go really bad, this will be quite annoying, but you have to stay relaxed and just let it trickle out slowly. If you try to push, you'll just stop and frustratingly have to wait again to get it started.

With a little practice it becomes easier but between this, tearing your asshole apart every few days (hopefully), spending all your money (or having to do fucked up shit just to acquire some to get it) and the enjoyment of it decreasing over time until you are just trying to not be sick as fuck, how long until it's just not worth it? I don't want to preach so I won't go further, but when it gets to the point that you CAN'T piss at all and are starting threads looking for help, maybe it's time to start asking how bad you're willing to let it get.
 
If you can make yourself sneeze it will come out. Smell some pepper or something, but make sure you're on the toilet.

This is what we sometimes do in the clinic for children who can't pee.

You can also try drinking a renal purgative like pure coconut water.
 
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