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How To Toke In Windowless Bathrooms!

stonebluelips

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So excited! Got a new pipe. I swear, it’s the color of marijuana-seagreen c:. And im getting some good-ass ganja as well. But I have a question: How do I smoke in my bathroom without it smelling? My bathroom has no air vents/windows and its really close to the living room which my mom sits all day long. I know to cover the door crack with a towel but what do I do with the smell/smoke? I once rolled a joint in my bathroom and to get rid of the smell, I just turned the steam on for 10 minutes while putting shampoo on the bath floor. Would this work for smoke as well?
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You can stuff a ton of dryer sheets into a paper towel roll and blow into that. tat pretty much eliminates any smell from exhaled smoke.
 
You can stuff a ton of dryer sheets into a paper towel roll and blow into that. tat pretty much eliminates any smell from exhaled smoke.

This works really well, trust me. It also helps if, at the other end of the toilet roll you have a wet towel that the leftover smoke will be filtered by.

However, your mom will find out about your shenanegans sooner or later. Quit being so stupid!

If she doesn't want you to smoke in her house, show her some respect and don't!
 
There's no fan or vents at all? what happens when someone takes a steamy hot shower? What about if someone takes a raunchy shit? damn, something weird about that.

Yeah, I used to stuff a whole bunch of dryer sheets in a toilet paper roll and then tape up the end so there was only a small hole. All the smoke was forced through the sheets and it acted like an air filter, also leaving a downy-fresh scent ;) (we used to call that a spoof or boof or something like that I can hardly remember). Steaming up the shower and making a lot of soapy smell, using pretty much every bathroom scent you can (mouthwash, strong soap, a LITTLE bit of air freshener so as not to be too obvious) should cure the rest. I did have a vent fan in my bathroom though...

I like what AE said though, maybe if it's a big deal just find somewhere else to smoke cause you could easily get caught, and it's just gonna piss her off. Wait till she's asleep and sneak out the back door, or blow it out the bedroom window, or just smoke at a friend's house. Be respectful to her rules, after all it is her house and you're her kid.
 
^^^ we always called them sploofs ourselves. But yeah they work great just do whats been said. I'd almost think that it would be better to smoke in your bedroom with the window open (assuming you at least have a window there) and just blow all the smoke out the window unless of course this isn't a viable option. I'd only do this when everyone else is asleep though.

or just save your money and buy a decent vape. there's a smell to it but its very mild and even though people may smell it, very few people will recognize it and the smell is completely gone in less than like 20mins. also, its much better to smoking in so many ways (but not all)
 
I would suggest just finding another place to smoke. Outside maybe? Garage if you have one. Cuz the day will come when your in there and your mom walks in. Or Walks in right after your done and smells what you couldnt cover up.
 
don't smoke in the bathroom. you're begging to get caught in there. trust me i have. smoke outside or atleast out of your window in your room. if you're going to do that get a sploof and cover both holes of you pipe while you exhale directly out the screen.

dank is ridiculously danky :) the smell will transfer and smoking in the house if just a bad idea
 
lol i once smoked 2 grams out of my steamroller in my bathroom with my mom right outside. granted it did have a window and i left that open and ran the shower, blocked the crack under the door with my towel and blew the smoke through a toilet paper roll with 3 fabric softener sheets. i burned it all in 15 minutes, the shower covered the sound of my coughing and i steamed the bathroom with the shower when i was done as well and hopped in to make myself smell nice n clean. the only hard part was getting the steamroller outa the bathroom w/o stinking up the joint. through her perception it must have looked like i had taken an ordinary 25 minute shower :P

maybe try some febreeze or burn some insence?
 
get a old pillow that u dont want to use anymore fold it up as much as you can n then blow your smoke into that,thats how i used to smoke in my room when my dad dident know i smoked pot
 
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