How many times have you stealth smoked?

[GuiltySpark]

I've lived with my parents all my life (20 btw) and have been smoking since I was 18. Naturally my smoking progressed to me smoking inside the house, even when my parents and/or brother were home. I've lost track of the number of successful smoke sessions, but I know its in the many hundreds.

But that is a fraction of my skill. I've smoked in the most BAIT places and conditions and have never been caught. I've had to run from the cops a couple times but thats it.

So I really have no clue, i've lost count but its a lot though. I'm in Canada so its a bit easier to do here I suppose, because any time I want to get high, I can find a way to do it. I've cut way down since the worst of my days but I definately have a history of stealth smoking. Don't get me wrong its nice to just be able to enjoy the smoke and not have to worry- I do plenty of that too. I just like the rush and excitement of almost getting caught sometimes. %)

 

[Newbierock]

It's not exactly hard to not get caught, you want a medal or some shit?

Wow you opened a window and blew the smoke outside -.-

 

[ColtDan]

lol

 

[Mr_Fluffykins]

everyday that your smoking and its illegal its techinqually stealth smoking soo, um how many times


:S i cant even count at least 1000 bowls

 

[Pulpo]

I like being safe, I take out the stash only when the folks leave.

 

[anonymous1419]

i feel this, i'm 18 and have had to stealthily smoke in my room dozens of times with my parents hanging out downstiars or in their bedroom. works like a charm every time !

 

[fayder]

Stealth smoking, haven't had to that scince high school. But my dad smokes so maybe it was easier to get away with.

 

[purple_cloud]

I'm gonna leave this open for now and see where it goes, but "how many times" is not conducive to discussion...

 

[brutus]

How old are you? After a few years, you won't consider yourself "stealth smoking," just smoking.

 

[100mgbluepill]

lol stealth smoking... Ive "stealth" smoked all of my life, wether it be in the coolers at work or stroking the bong in my room with my parents asleep in the room right across the hall. Or toking it up in the bathroom with the shower on super hott so all that steam covers it up..

Just dont stealth smoke in public... sooner or later the 5-0 will catch up to you, and i can tell you from experience, going to jail for smoking bud is some mega BS.

 

[blode]

OH WOW BRO, my fucking hero.
Everyone who smokes weed smokes it discreetly. It's not like were sitting in a mall ripping bongs. Congratulations, you smoke weed like a normal person

 

[Jibult]

:S i cant even count at least 1000 bowls

rookie. :D

 

[Outta Pocket]

Over 9000 times

 

[Danny Weed]

Every day for the last 7 years

 

[Jibult]

Over 9000 times

that's more like it.

i'd even venture to say that it'd be a whooooooooole lot more for most of the regulars around here.

 

[Arobskittle]

178,273,763,627,388,494,950,955,604.5 different occasions.

 

[SpecialK_]

Many a time. Although I never really called it 'stealth' smoking, as it's illegal if I was smoking in public I would always generally try to cover myself.

 

[hungry_ghost]

almost all the time if my parents are home.

I live in the basement, and theres a back room with the freezer, furnace and assorted crap and i used to just chill in my room and watch tv or play games and smoke with a sploof but then i got caught and my bong smashed.

Now i just go into the back room and smoke, i dont even need a sploof.

 

[redmist]

hey mate yeh its a tuff trying to stealth smoke, had a mate who got caught and then i decided to look at vaporizers which is like the 21st century for smoking up herbs/ weeds etc..

i got a Magic Flight launch box which has made my life heaps easier...anyone wanting a quick smoke without odour should look at getting one.

 

[oderfages]

i always have to stealth smoke, its not so pleasant to always be in a hurry, but ... its only chance i got