To any teenagers who are thinking about taking up a habbit - DO THIS ASAP! Every teen smokes so if you don't start by about 9th grade, it's not that cool anymore.. the most important thing about smoking is that you always have a cigarette when you're comming to school in the morning, and then light up as soon as you walk out the door.. also make sure you're always smoking in the bathroom, especially if it's a bathroom where the upperclassmen hang out - this way it looks like you are a hardcore addict, and this will help further your image of coolness.. if you can't get real cigarettes, then find an empty pack and carry this around with you, when you want to impress the ladies, pull it out and say "damnit, these are not lasting nearly as long as they used to, I just bought this fucking pack yesterday" .. if you do have cigarettes then ALWAYS make sure you ask the hottie girl yer trying to impress for a light - eventually this will get lame, so I suggest you get a zippo and learn some of the "tricks" such as snapping the lighter..
Some cool places to smoke -
* School
* The mall
* The playground where big kids make out
* When riding past girls in your brothers car
* Raves
* "Downtown"
* The malt shop
This might sound like a joke, but I am serious - it *DOES* look cool to see a 14 y/o kid with a smoke.. don't listen to those fucking 'truth' commercials, it makes you look older, more sophisticated, and genrally COOLER!
.. just another bit of advice on being cool..
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