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how funny is this commercial w/ opioid pill running around?

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anyone here in the US catch this one yet? an opioid pill running around talking about constipation w/ the woman?

funny cuz opiates are such a killer here in the US yet we have a commercial w/ an opioid pill running around w/ a woman.

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I mean, maybe, just maybe, I could see if opiates were not killing half america but at least they show us a commercial on how we can shit and no longer have to worry about opiates backing us up.
 
I just looked it up, it's a medication for opioid-induced constipation, in patients with chronic non-cancer pain. So it's basically treating all the pain patients that were created by the relaxing of standards and the invention of OxyContin. Cause Senna isn't fancy enough for Americans... Damn, they get you coming and going!
 
exactly, man. its hilarious how they are doing this. opiates are running around killing everyone here in the US, so why not come out w/ a pill that will help those people shit. not only that, but you have a fucking commercial during Sunday night football!? ha. I bet a lot of opiate junkies are watching this game.. me being one of them.
 
Haha where I saw that while watching the patriots game, I was like IS THAT fucking pill that says opiod? Then I listened and it said it could induce opiate withdrawal. Also said some stuff about the MU receptors and stopping conctepsion. At the end of the ad it said "it's the MU way" I think. Didn't really do research on the pill but though it was funny. And got a very good laugh
 
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Cause Senna isn't fancy enough for Americans... Damn, they get you coming and going!
Haha my exact thoughts as I saw this commercial in the hospital attached to my dilaudid PCA. I was taking Senna and shitting just fine. But I can pay out my ass for this new drug. . .
 
Bizarre, overly twee and very tone deaf commercial, but I, for one, enjoy walks in the park with opiates and would get my self portrait done with an anthropomorphic pain pill...
 
Bizarre, overly twee and very tone deaf commercial, but I, for one, enjoy walks in the park with opiates and would get my self portrait done with an anthropomorphic pain pill...

haha, yes, its a good commercial for the dope fiends. very dull, laid back, and cartoonish people just bouncing around.
 
The commercial says it can cause opiate withdrawal symptoms.. But I guess no one can know for sure unless they've used it themselves.
 
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its just so funny to me how opiates are killing so many in America but we have a commercial to help w/ opiates and make you take a nice shit. this is broadcasted on Sunday Night Football which has so many Americans watching. maybe people will go out, google it, find out about opiate withdrawal, google it, and get into opiates because the commercial ran and mentioned abuse of opiates, so people got into opiates.
 
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