Hilarous article at SA for Trekkies - The Life and Times of a Holodeck Janitor

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I've been aboard the USS Enterprise, pride of the Federation, for nearly a year. I write home periodically to tell my wife and parents about our adventures on the limitless frontiers of space, but I have to admit, I do a lot of embellishing. It's not that the Enterprise doesn't get into all sorts of adventures, it's that about 90% of the time the big diplomatic dealings and space battles involve me with a hot mop locked inside holodeck five trying to figure out what came out of that goddamn android and how to get it off of the tactile projector tiles.

Blue Stripe: The Life and Times of a Holodeck Janitor

I just read this, and it's hilarious. :D

 

[His Name Is Frank]

Shit! That was the funniest thing I've read in a long time. After a shitty couple of weeks,I needed a good laugh. Thanks.

 

[drew345]

That was hillarious

 

[UnfortunateSquid]

The link doesn't work for me

 

[indelibleface]

The server appears to be down. It'll go back up pretty quickly, I'm sure.