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Misc High on tea? Hell yeah!

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Hey everyone,
Today I would like to tell you about something awesome a friend of mine told me about: getting high on tea!

Now.. this might sound suspicious, so just deal with me, and try it yourself before you shitpost.

Requirements:
  1. At least 15 Five Roses teabags
  2. Stove with pot
  3. 250-300ml water
  4. Plastic filter

Steps:
  1. Pour 250-300ml of water into pot
  2. Rip the teabags open and put the tea into the water
  3. Leave to boil for 30 minutes
  4. Add at least 1/4 milk or you will throw up
  5. Drink

The high you will get off of this is very similar to tramadol. If you do this properly you can have a lot of fun, if you fail you will probably throw up.

Enjoy!
 
What, making chifir? Russian prison tea? No, thank you.

It's probably tastier to gnaw on a chunk of willow bark.

I will brew my tea the normal way. Part of why I drink tea is because when brewed correctly, it tastes rather pleasant. And let me tell you, using fifteen tea bags and poaching the shit out of them is not the right way to brew a tasty cuppa. (Personally, I like about 3/4 teaspoon of tea leaves per cup, brewed about 2 minutes (occasionally 3).)

The high you will get off of this is very similar to tramadol.
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I would say it's more similar to a fuckload of caffeine. (And, I suppose, megadoses of theanine and flavonoids/polyphenols). Because that's basically what it is... but by no means is it an opioid.

I guess for most people, you mention caffeine and all they associate it with is jittery, sweaty, fucked up feeling times. However surprising it may be, caffeine is actually a very pleasant and functional stimulant when you have the right dose, set, and setting and if you titrate your dose properly. (viz. don't drink one of those nasty 200mg caffeine energy drinks if you have no caffeine tolerance, don't make insanely strong coffee or tea)

(Must be dumb tea tricks week, I saw a thread on smoking tea earlier.)

You can always follow ISO 3103, the global standard for brewing tea in a repeatable and consistent manner.
 
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Well, if I oversteap a normal amount of tea I puke.

So I'd definitely puke regardless of milk.
I'll pass.
 
surely if you boil 200-300 mil of water for half an hour you will have no water left it will just turn to steam and evaporate
 
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