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Help please. Masking smell of super skunk

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Hello old friends and a ton of people I don't know. This is a serious query. I am going away for a few weeks and my oldest, trusted friend will be staying and looking after my pets. The only drug he does is skunk...and it fucking stinks and lingers. He looked after the house/ pets for 3 days last week and it's taken, windows open and a ton of fabreeze to diminish the stench just from that. I live in a nosey village with houses being directly on the road ( no path, no verge). You can smell it outside the closed window even when he's smoking. I really don't want any twat that walk past to smell it, report it, or come home to it. 3 weeks of it is going to impregnate the entire house. I would never ask him not to smoke, it helps his anxiety and it's his way of life but Jebus the thought of it penetrating the house for that long... I have bought a ton of plug in anti tobacco plug in air freshners, some sprays which he might use..would a humidifier work? Any ideas really welcome. Thanks loves. Inflo x
 
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He should blow the smoke into a device to reduce smoke. Essentially they are just a gas mask type air filter that you blow into the opposite end.

Look up "smoke buddy" although those are pretty low quality. But even those help significantly.
 
negrogesic said:
He should blow the smoke into a device to reduce smoke. Essentially they are just a gas mask type air filter that you blow into the opposite end.

Look up "smoke buddy" although those are pretty low quality. But even those help significantly.
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Thanks for that. TBH I really can't see him going for that sadly. Can't seem to see any available for quick delivery in UK...just the smell of a skunk bifter burning stinks let alone him exhaling it. Wondering if a humidifier, which I own might dampen the air down. I may be able to convince him to switch the button on and add water. I personally do smoke cigarettes in the living room but this is some next level cat piss super skunk nightmare.
 
Incense sticks? Take it he smokes joints? Is there a secludee room upstairs that he could smoke in or something even a large cupboard or the bathroom lol blow the smoke in shut the door spray it after each smoke? Probably no use to u but all I've got really.
 
He is an old friend a total hermit usually and totally ritualistic. He will arrive sit in the living room....smoke...and smoke.. and watch all the channels and stuff he can't afford like netflix. He will then eat exactly the same ready meals he eats every single day at the same time...cornflakes at 3am, shower and go to bed...god knows when he gets up. He will then continue to this routine with about 30 cups of black tea, maybe do some sketching and repeat. Feeding my pets and giving them their meds will throw him enough..I'm not sure if I trust naked embers of incense...on top of him aiming for the ashtray..I am not painting a great picture I know. I've known him 30 years. I trust him with my animals as he gets them so stoned they actually seem v. Happy when he looks after them haaaa. I will risk leaving bundles of nag champa incense sticks in view and the fabreeze plug ins and spray but I really don't want to make it a big issue and stress him out. This all sounds ridiculous but it's giving me bloody anxiety now 🙃
 
In the UK I never really worried about the smell

Would police even answer a report about a smell of weed these days?

I have such a poor sense of smell that I wouldn't notice by smell that a joint was burning in the same room as me, but I used to exhale through a t-short folded ten times on itself when smoking in work digs
 
Trust me I live in the sticks in a tiny village that has it's own extradinarly dull Facebook group, and a tawdry WhatsApp group. The parish council would have a field day and be up in arms if a single tyre was fly tipped within a 5 mile radius. The whiff of anything suspicious could result in a full on armed response 😳. Fuck em. I am more concerned about having to live with the stench for months after he leaves...rather than drawing attention to my house.
 
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Look up "ona gel". It's a load of jelly crystals with some essential oils in them that evaporate and neutralise any smells. I believe it was originally made for the workers in sewer type environments but its found a new place with home growers.

You can check out its reputation on other forums, people who leave it in the same room as their plants realise its sucked all the taste from their buds come harvest time lol.

If you decant some into a few jars around the house it should take a few weeks for them to dry out if you add enough. Maybe leave near windows/doors where smell escapes.
 
It could be worth investing in some sort of air purifier with a carbon filter built in. They're fairly inexpensive although longterm running costs could add up a bit with electric and filter replacement.

Carbon filters work wonders and if you smoke in the living room yourself you might like having it around.
 
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Sadly, yes. I've had them turn up twice because a neighbour reported smelling weed from my house. But it takes days for them to arrive after the complaint.
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Really, how did it go down? Did you get the impression they only came out of duty or were they keen to be there?
 
There's this stuff called "ozium" that you can spray in the air that eliminates odors really well, including weed smoke. It's what you would use to spray down a rental car before returning it if you smoked cigs or weed in it. Helpful stuff.
 
Buy him a vape as a present for pet sitting.
Not quite the same smoking the smelly spliff as I think cbg doesn't get burned up, but you can't have it all.
You won't have any smell.

Problem solved.
 
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