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soo...im getting drug tested to enter a union job...i heard its pretty serious but only a one time thing....my question is iwould i pass if i detox like a week before the test and than dont smoke after that or do i have to just quit now??

im only saying a week b/c i heard that detox's can fk with ur piss and make it noticable....

If this is a thread already feel free to call me a noob and point me where i gotta go
 
Some methods can force a false positive, such as swilling yourself with water, a few days before the test.
I never understood this. How long do you have until the test? If you want the job, and its about a fortnight away, can't you just do without until you get the job?
 
yea the best way in my expirince is too drink lots off water and caffine (dieuretic) and take a vitamin b to make ur urine a beliavable color instead of spring water:).
 
Water and then energy drinks (lots of b vitamins) but if you really want the job, quit ASAP. Why risk your career to blaze a lil?
 
^ yea man hes got the idea. jsut take a break. especially if this is a one time thing. if u must get fucked up look for alternatives that are legal or drugs that wont show up in tests.
 
don't waste your money on the detox. you will need a MINIMUM 7 days even if you are only a light smoker.

STOP NOW if you want the job.

for more info, see here.

had a mate go through the urine-test and fail recently. lost his job of a lifetime and the disappointment, guilt and humiliation nearly broke him. fortunately, a week later they called back saying the sample had been lost/damaged on its way to be 'lab' tested and he was asked to give another sample. perhaps the detox kit he used did do something after all. he took no chances 2nd time round and substituted someone else's piss.
 
me0307 said:
theres no magic to it

exercise. drink water. stop smoking. :)
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exercise burns fat and releases more THC metabolites in the blood which is excreted in urine. If the test is soon I would recommend stuffing your face and putting on fresh fat that is THC-less. Stop smoking obviously. And if you really wanna be a dare devil I read that coating a finger in bleach before you go in and sticking it in the sample will make you pass. Don't count on that though, it's probably bullshit.
 
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