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I've been just getting comfortably numb isolated while watching fools paradise drinking shit drinks.

Now I am going out to watch fireworks, maybe find some company. Pledge cans and bottles? Cycle around to gain right to eat more of mac'n'lies. If someone would offer tobacco so I could roll a spliff and smoke it together, it would be nice, but I am pretty baked on butter already and I have vaporizer too.
 
Pic of my dope Columbian swim shorts from the 19th story overlooking the city will not upload quick enough , so I'm over it.

I guess I am just making my way from Peru to Columbia, maybe chile @lecroute or Bolivia @ions next. Call myself a conasuar? No, more like a jerk junky. To be frank senatra, alcohol is what brings me to earth.

So what I want to say is, pop off hard tonight. Pop off so hard, that you never want to do drugs again in 2025 🤣


welcome anytime.
y que tengas un my feliz año nuevo!
 
I didn't find much returnable cans because apparently people don't want to mix drinking alcohol with using explosives. I found some sympathetic bunch of people setting off fireworks and they didn't even want to smoke weed with me, imagine that! But they gave me 30 cents in pledge cans. I will get mac and garlic tomorrow to make tuna pasta. I have already almost eaten the 2 kilograms of mac'n'lies I made.

Also, I found out that this sugar wine is almost enjoyable when sicilian lemon juice is added to it. Much better mixer than Lidl Freeway cola.
 
I wonder if my family or girlfriend will do cocaine with me. Probably huge red flag to ask.. but, I don't have much to live for. And it's been done. They know I have addiction issues so who fucking cares

Happy new years
Break it off into a smaller stash so they don’t take away your head stash
 
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