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Greatest quotes from trips

Hypercloud

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Anyone who has tripped and pronunced some nice and unique sentences, just write 'em down here :)

A friend of mine, during shrooms trip, talking to a "sane" mate (italian/english):
"Fra me e te, c'è un funghetto di differenza"
"Between me, and you, there's a mushroom of difference"

=D
 
1 time we were trippin' balls on some microdot & out of a clear blue sky, my 1 friend turns to everyone & says, "Boppo me tolly, Vericon!" Still nobody to this day knows what he meant, including him.
 
"rabbits own micrsoft".
My mate told us all that rabbits owned microsoft.. thats why gold is rated in carats.
 
"I want chocolates from a glass coffin!! GIVE ME THE CHOCOLATES FROM THE GLASS COFFIN - PLEASE!!" - a friend of mine in a kiosk trying to explain that he wanted a particular kind of chocolate that he had seen kept in a transparent box on some previous occasion.

All he could say to get his point across was "glass coffin candy!" and the like ;)

--- G.
 
Has my heart stopped beating? ahh.. there it goes again
 
"No, but hey, I'll meet you if you want!" - a friend of mine to a man that suddenly jumped in his car with a digital scale and a block of hashish saying: "Am I here to meet you?"

My friend was tripping his ass off on shrooms at the time, sitting in a friend's car while he went to take a piss. Apparently this reckless dealer was looking for someone that he had arranged to meet in that fairly shady area =D

--- G.
 
whilst smoking a joint with a neo-nazi at a hardcore party, we were talking about different types of weed in different parts of the world. (I think he was on X, though may just have been coked up, I don't know)

he says, very excitedly, "White Weed! We need white weed! None of this green alien shit. WHITE WEED! It would be more powerful than any other weed!"

I heard him chanting "white weed" to the beats at various times later that night
I don't really understand those guys, I thought neo-nazis were all against drugs? thought that meant you were "weak" or something . . .
wierdo racist fuck, anyways

These aren't really quotes but dialogues:

Another time whilst coming down from X and smoking weed with friends walking through park

I say "Hey! We're strolling through the park!"
Friend "Huh? Oh, yeah . . . that we are" (gives me a strange look)
I say "No, DUDE, we're STROLLING"
Friend "What the fuck are you talking about?"
I say "We're stoned and we're rolling . . . we're strolling through a park"
Friend "Man, you need to go to bed"


In my part of the world at the time, a vodka-redbull was also called "Liquid Cocaine" in the bars. So you could just ask the bartender for "liquid cocaine" and get a vodka redbull. I was rolling my balls off, and wanted a vodka redbull

"Hi, I'll have liquid ecstasy please"
"Umm, sir, that's illegal"
"Illegal? Huh? I drink that shit all the time, I've already had 3 tonight, the other guys bartending had no problem mixing one up for me, why won't you?"
"What? The other bartenders? Excuse me a minute . . . "
He then proceeded to yell at the other bartenders, accusing them of dealing G from the bar and I realized my mistake. Oops . . .

My first time on K

"I . . . You . . . Ummmm .. . why is the tree spinning around my leg?"
 
My first time on shrooms, and they're starting to kick in... the world is simultaneously scary and entertaining all at once.

"I feel as though if I stop smiling, something terrible will happen!"
 
" i think that i was sent to this earth to perform a mission" and my friends responded " really why were you sent here?" and we had a pointless conversation for a long time. it was pretty funny.
 
lol @ Vagabond ... my friend used the term 'strolling,' too, but we were never strolling through a park ... just floored out of our minds at our mate's apartment :D

I can't remember anything too funny, but i DO remember the first time I dropped a pill (the most amazing of course), took forever to kick in but all of a sudden I dove forward from a couch onto the fuzzy-carpeted floor, and my friends were like "Aaaaaand T-----'s on the floor." I thought it was hilarious but I was peaking for the first time ever, so I don't need to explain how much I didn't care at the moment :D
 
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ally3663 said:
" i think that i was sent to this earth to perform a mission" and my friends responded " really why were you sent here?" and we had a pointless conversation for a long time. it was pretty funny.

=D

That sounds familiar to me :)
 
Whenever I take mushrooms I feel really really busy! Like there's something I should be doing - just finished doing - and need to do later...

It's weird - sometimes I even get really frustrated or even angry with the other people around me because no one is realizing how much time we are wasting when we could be "working". God only knows what I think we are going to accomplish tripping our asses off - but it feels like it's important =D

--- G.
 
Chillin in my front yard smokin pot on the come down after rollin. my friend turns to me and says "yo man, u got those blades that block the sun". we figured out he combined the word blindes and shades to make blades.

We were rollin and walkin and my friend says man we need to slow down. so i was like nah man, we need to slawk, slow walk.
 
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