whilst smoking a joint with a neo-nazi at a hardcore party, we were talking about different types of weed in different parts of the world. (I think he was on X, though may just have been coked up, I don't know)
he says, very excitedly, "White Weed! We need white weed! None of this green alien shit. WHITE WEED! It would be more powerful than any other weed!"
I heard him chanting "white weed" to the beats at various times later that night
I don't really understand those guys, I thought neo-nazis were all against drugs? thought that meant you were "weak" or something . . .
wierdo racist fuck, anyways
These aren't really quotes but dialogues:
Another time whilst coming down from X and smoking weed with friends walking through park
I say "Hey! We're strolling through the park!"
Friend "Huh? Oh, yeah . . . that we are" (gives me a strange look)
I say "No, DUDE, we're STROLLING"
Friend "What the fuck are you talking about?"
I say "We're stoned and we're rolling . . . we're strolling through a park"
Friend "Man, you need to go to bed"
In my part of the world at the time, a vodka-redbull was also called "Liquid Cocaine" in the bars. So you could just ask the bartender for "liquid cocaine" and get a vodka redbull. I was rolling my balls off, and wanted a vodka redbull
"Hi, I'll have liquid ecstasy please"
"Umm, sir, that's illegal"
"Illegal? Huh? I drink that shit all the time, I've already had 3 tonight, the other guys bartending had no problem mixing one up for me, why won't you?"
"What? The other bartenders? Excuse me a minute . . . "
He then proceeded to yell at the other bartenders, accusing them of dealing G from the bar and I realized my mistake. Oops . . .
My first time on K
"I . . . You . . . Ummmm .. . why is the tree spinning around my leg?"