Golden Nang Awards - Voting Time!!!

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Golden Nang Awards - Voting Time!!!
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Once again, could the mods please close the old thread
Appologies for how late this is - not going to make excuses, me and RBB just didn't get around to doing it until now. Deal with it.
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Anyhoo... at long last, here is the final shortlist for the Golden Nang Awards!!! Please make sure you read the voting procedure carefully at the bottom of this post.
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Listed in no particular order:

1) Safest Bluelighter
Johnboy
Atomica
Big Trancer
Stone

2) Most Jaded Bluelighter
Haste
Fireal
Pleonastic
cowboy mac
Mr Horse
Mikey (they voted for ya, sorry dude!)

3) Biggest Post Whore
blufluffybunny
Pleonastic
Mr. Horse
Airwalk

4) Best Dressed
E-n
Airwalk
Glowgurlz
MadMonkey
Stompr
Rushing Rococco

5) Best Quote while Out
Eagleyes: "You know an autobiography, it doesnt write itself you know... how shit is that!"
Eagleyes: "If God could count to 11, he would have made an 11th commandment - thou shall not get fucked up"
Pink: (Pink) "Are you still here?" (Eagleyes) "Yeah, I'm leaving now though, I finally found my f*#king jumper!" (Pink) "Oh, I wasn't aware you were looking for it, I could've told you where it is, it's right there on your shoulder!"
Munchee: "That's not a midget -- That's a giant BABY"
Prometheus: (Prom) "Teryaki should play more trance." (Ruski) *laugh* (Prom) "No really, teryaki should play more trance."
Ruski: bumping k and drinkng pop tops (green ones) pokes out his tongue and sees that it is green asks "does k make your tongue go green?"
Pillgrim: "It's kandy and it's hard"
Number 86: (pre depth-charge meetup) "I forget what I wanted to say about hooch."
wazza: "It feels like my penis has fallen off"
Ruski: "I think we need to send out a search party - for my dick!"

6) Best Dancer
De-LIGHT
E-n
Stompr
Bass Junky
MikeySammy
Assymetry

7) Bluelighter that's hardest to shut up / biggest shit talker
Wazza
Prometheus
Pleonastic
Bubble-Fish
~bill
Shadow
Assymetry
koRRuptoress

8) Best Overall Contribution to Social/Drug Discussion / Most open-minded
Tarsarlan
BigTrancer
Mr.Horse
phase_dancer

9) Best overall thread or comment
DQ - "Super Important"
Pillgrim - "Great quotes while out"
Tarsarlan - "Geographically different dance styles."
Pysentist - 'Can I fax acid?'

10) Most Comedically Gifted Bluelighter
icantfeelmylegs
Munchee
Sifu Elver
Mad Monkey
MorpheusDAQ
Eagleyes

11) The person who gets most excited with the least information about a party
RushingRococco
Pekkie
MorpheusDAQ

12) Most khandi bluelighter
E-n
munchee
shadowfish
elver
airwalk

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Please read the next section carefully - don't vote in this thread!
To vote, send an email to [email protected] - votes will only be valid if recieved through this address. DO NOT POST VOTES IN THIS THREAD. The email can be sent from whatever email account you want, but it must include your bluelight name so we can be sure nobody is voting more than once.

Votes must be recieved by Midnight, Thursday 8th November. Any votes recieved after this time may not be considered in the final tally. Remember that these are meant to be silly fun - don't be hurt if you're not nominated or don't win...
Now, the all important fine print:

1) All votes must be received by Midnight on Thursday 8th November. All votes received after this date may be considered but only at the discretion of the organisers. 2) Voting is open to bluelighters from all states if they wish, but only Victorian bluelighters are eligible to claim the prize 3) Voting must be done only through the email address ([email protected]) and must be sent from the email address you used to join bluelight. 4) All emails must include the bluelight name of the person voting for the purpose of verification that there are no multiple votes. 5) Alteregos are not permitted to vote. 6) In order for a nominee to be declared outright winner there must be at least three votes recorded for that nominee. In the event that all nominees in a particular category receive no more than two votes each, the category will be deemed undecided and those that received two votes will be entered into a re-vote to be held at a later date at the discretion of the organisers. 7) The organisers retain the right to ensure that the award ceremony is run as they deem appropriate and in the spirit of bluelight on the night. 8) If the winner of a category is not present on the night of the awards ceremony the prize will be presented to the nominee who polled the second most votes, failing that the third most, and so on until the award can be presented on that night. The title however will still go to the rightful winner and no official title will be awarded to anyone but the rightful first place runner. In the event that none of the nominees are present on the night of the awards the prize will be distributed as the organisers see fit at the time. 9) The winner an award is under no obligation to receive the award if they choose not to at the time. Should this be the case, they will still retain the title and the prize will offered to a recipient chosen by the winner. 10) The organisers decision is final, and debate over the selection process of the winners will not be entered into. 11) Silver Nangs may be awarded at any time during the award ceremony, and these will be awarded entirely at the discretion of the organisers. 12) The award of a Golden Nang may be postponed if it is deemed that the recipient is not in a suitable condition to receive one. A Silver Nang must also not be awarded to anyone who is not deemed to be in a suitable condition. 12) This fine print is subject to change without notice. 13) The organisers for this event are Pleonastic and randomblondeboy. 14) The award ceremony will be held on the night of Friday 9th November at the Bluelight Fundraiser house party.
Happy Voting!
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[This message has been edited by Pleonastic (edited 23 October 2001).]
 
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PLEASE READ THE VOTING PROCEDURE!!!
Wazza: could you delete that post and email it to the address provided. The reason for this is so people don't just play follow the leader with their voting, it's not to make it hard on purpose!
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{edit} Thanks dude! Much apreciated!
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[This message has been edited by Pleonastic (edited 23 October 2001).]
 
Interviewer: Horse, are you pissed you didn't win?
Horse: *wipes tear from eye* no, of course not, i'm just honered to be nominated.
*horse rigs bulbernator to explode next time a double is loaded*
hehe
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Pleo, I'm not sure if I'm more impressed with how well you've organised the awards OR the fucking fine print you written for it LMAO
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"Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn't try it on" - Billy Connolly
 
...just for *victorians*...
too bad if some of us have to live in Alice Springs for the rest of the year...
...yeah.
 
my votes are currently up for sale. we'll start the bidding at half a pill each.
but ive gotta vote for both 'autobiography' and 'fax acid' in their respective categories. too funny
 
11) Silver Nangs may be awarded at any time during the award ceremony, and these will be awarded entirely at the discretion of the organisers.
[thinks]... Hmm, well we all know golden nangs are the shit ones (unless you really want to asphyxiate yourself) and that the silver ones are what you're after.. does this change anything, or am I just being an idiot?
[ponders; runs & hides]
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Today a young man on acid realised that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration... that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively - there's no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves.. here's Tom with the weather!
 
thanks peoples soo far for quick and good voting!!! wh00twh00t!! this is working!!
the way its going, we're gunna have such good votes, and so many, that me and pleo might not have to rig it after all
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Silver nangs are going to be like the "encouragement awards" that they give to the kids that come 4th - 8th in the primary school sports...
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Basically, we can award them for any reason we feel like, and they're designed to make sure everybody feels involved a bit...
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Don't read too much into the fine print though... the smart ones amoungst you will have already noticed the clauses that pretty much allow RBB and myself to do what we want with the awards anyway...
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Umm what if a 'winner' doesn't nang? Just curious....
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'LSD - melts your mind, not in your hand'
 
CAn I send Acid through a fax!!!!!!!!!! OMFG!!!!!!! THat's priceless!
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A true friend stabs you in the front - Oscar Wilde
 
*stands looking at the screen scratching Bunny's head*
.....uhhh....how the hell did my name get on that list?
*blink*
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NOTE: Plastic bananas are for eating, not throwing!
 
pleo, damn i'm impressed.
how long did this all take you?
that's it. u have too much time.
i'm going to start looking for a job for you as of tomorrow.
peace.
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I'm a vegetarian not cause i luv animals. I'm a vegetarian cause i hate plants.
 
*scratches monkey's head*
Fucked if I know man
*looks for tics*
Anyhoo, Im off to vote! FUGG YOU HORSEY!
VOTE BUNNY #1 Post WHORE!
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Corruption and bribes!
Bunny tried to hand me a $3 note last night to bribe me to vote for him..
I just replied, 'Oh my, no. You're straight as a $3 note'
*what the hell is he on about disclaimer mentioned here*
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He who laughs last thinks slowest."
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All warfare is based on deception. - Sun Tzu
 
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