Gibberings CXCI -- these tarts were made for popping

[fifimurphycat]

Old thread still available here

aha I knew someone ate pop tarts I was reading a few back pages to see what I missed lol I dunno they just look weird hahahaha

 

[Sammy G]

I don't embarrass easily, sweetie honey bear apple of my eye.

He doesn't fancy me.

Oh, be quiet, will you? As if you'd give two shits if I did! :D

I was the poptart eater. Damn they're good.

And for residency laughs, just go to sammy.

And again!

 

[gardenlane]

Now he's silencing me. Lover's spat already, eh?

 

[fifimurphycat]

missed reading all this over the last couple of weeks glad to be back I have a big smile now and I needed it xx

 

[Sammy G]

Now he's silencing me. Lover's spat already, eh?

Right, so now you're joining in?

Aye, lover's spat.

 

[fifimurphycat]

woooooooooooo who wiped their dick on the curtain then hahahaha

 

[Sammy G]

Please.

 

[fifimurphycat]

grotty tea towel under the bed enough said then lol

 

[gardenlane]

I'm sorry, Sammy, I don't think this is going to work. I am just too damn awesome and you're just a whipping boy </3 I think scotch and you are meant to be! Truly!

 

[Sammy G]

You'll be back. And a whipping boy I ain't. Outside of your warped imagination.

grotty tea towel under the bed enough said then lol

Excuse me?

 

[fifimurphycat]

roflmfho :D

 

[felix]

woooooooooooo who wiped their dick on the curtain then hahahaha

grotty tea towel under the bed enough said then lol

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahah!!! :D

I bet Sammy's more of a dirty old sock man.

 

[fifimurphycat]

just if your not a sneaky curtain guy, your the hide it from your mum under the bed kind of guy, only kidding I seriously need a cheer up and so far this has proved to be the best laugh I have had in a few weeks

 

[fifimurphycat]

omg I had really heavy antibiotics once and I did have to use my dirty sock well I had it on all day under trainers and I can say it was one of those desperado moments

 

[felix]

Me too.

I wonder if Sammy has cottoned to the fact that his mammy or daddy or Ex isnae gonnae wash his curtains and wanksocks for him any more? Not to mention the crusty bedsheets. :D

 

[fifimurphycat]

Me too.

I wonder if Sammy has cottoned to the fact that his mammy or daddy or Ex isnae gonnae wash his curtains and wanksocks for him any more? Not to mention the crusty bedsheets. :D

hahahahahahaha wanksocks brilliant love it

 

[Sammy G]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahah!!! :D

I bet Sammy's more of a dirty old sock man.

Yes, I am that.

Me too.

I wonder if Sammy has cottoned to the fact that his mammy or daddy or Ex isnae gonnae wash his curtains and wanksocks for him any more? Not to mention the crusty bedsheets. :D

The first two would have a hell of a job doing so from where they are, but it was nice to occasionally get a reminder from A*** that normal people don't sleep amongst piles of books, carrier bags and empty bottles.

These days, I do my best. Better if I'm expecting late-night company, which (to be fair) ain't that often these days. I'll insist on going to theirs even if it means making a pitstop for my drugs.

 

[gardenlane]

I am more of a spread all over your mam's asscheeks person.

 

[Sammy G]

Why am I not shocked?

 

[fifimurphycat]

I am more of a spread all over your mam's asscheeks person.

tears rolling down my cheeks with that cheers