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getting marijuana out of your system quick

ars0n

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ok say im not an everyday smoker, more like once every couple of weeks or so...say i smoke a potent bowl.. in order to get the thc MG out of my system what would be the fastest most efficient (sp?) way of doing so? some poeple just drink ALOT of water, ive heard green tea works, any suggestions on what exactly and how much i would have to do to clear myself of thc ? id appriciate it, thank you !
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I had to take random drug tests for one year and never failed...you should start pounding water the night before..Green tea does work...I always took a shitload of goldenseal pills and sometimes cranberry pills..People say goldenseal shows up but i never had a problem..Cranberry juice is also good..Just make sure you drink a lot and piss a lot..The more you piss the more the THC % will go down.It also depends on how much you smoke..If you have smoked a shitload the that obviously means you need to flush your system more....Remember one thing you can never drink to much water or juice......One more way that worked for me was i payed 25 dollars for straight flush pills found at GNC or vitamin world.It actaully makes your piss yellow so it doesn't look likes its watered down...wait one more thing,hehhe... creatine is known to work...I have personally tried all these combos and never failed..NO lie.I never tried creatine alone so i'm not to sure about that...good luck...your better off just not smoking though because pissing 20 times in a few hours is a pain in the ass
 
"Remember one thing you can never drink to much water or juice"
Too much water = acute water intoxication = death...
 
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VERY hard to do. usually have to be quite messed up to not notice what your body is doing when drinking that much water.
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the thc metabolites are acidic therefore if you increase the pH of you urine it will result in faster more rapid excretion. sodium bicarbonate does this. theres also products at pharmacies that are mainly sodium bicarbonate designed to increase urine pH. they are used to relieve discomfort when u have a urinary tract infection. one product here in australia is "ural" they come in sachets and are just sitting on the shelf. also drink a shit load of water ofcourse. and dont think u should take the ural on the day of the test.
 
yes i was wrong too much water could mean death..Obviously if you chug and chug water without going to the bathroom something bad will happen..I should have made myself more clear..
 
THC is stored in your fat cells. Niacin is a vitamin you can pick up at GNC, Eckerds, Winn Dixie, anywhere they sell vitamins and it will burn your fat cells away. I know it works because it has worked for me and my brother. I think I have a page on it somewhere that I'll post as soon as I find it.
 
Most people I know with test drink water 2 days before and it works. There are instant flush shakes at those muscle places for about 20$
 
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