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Funniest Thing That's Happened While You Were Stoned

Lady Codone

Lady Codone

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I was just thinking about how funny things seem when you're high and was wondering: what's the funniest thing that's happened to you guys while smoking/high/stoned?

For me, it was a time when I was in HS and still lived at home. My dad hated that I smoked and was so open about it. One day after toking, I was devouring everything in sight--Cheetos, cheese slices, and other disgusting stuff. We were watching The Simpsons and Marge was making cookies. Retardedly, I was like "Dang, that cookie dough looks GOOD!" Dad was like "Is she high again?" It wasn't that funny at the time, but looking back at my craving for cartoon cookies, I laugh.

You had to be there =D
 
Hi

yeah i can emember many funny things but one of the funniest was i was laying on the Couch alone and suddenly saw a man sitting there next to me, well normally im quite shy so i thought why not just give it a try and be more active so i started kissing and hugging him, then my Roommate comes in and says "Why are you kissing and hugging a Pillow? i went deeply red and was vey ashamed. As i explained that i saw a person there we both laughed.
 
Soo i was smokinng & liike chilling & all these cops bum rush ma residence, kick down my door & through me in jail. Hows that for an LOL?
 
My dad comes home after me and a friend finish our smoke session

"whats that smell"

it was only funny because I had just convinced my sister to spray the whole house with perfume
 
funny to me, but not in a "haha" kind of way:

march 6th of last year i was chillin' at my best friends' house getting blunted and drunk and just plain fucked up. fast forward to 4:03am (yes, i actually remember the time. this night traumatized the fuck out of me)-- i'm pulling out of his driveway and he runs to my car like "dude, you forgot your jacks."

he throws me the Newports and then starts looking around all weird, like he was having a bad trip or something but we hadn't dropped and psych's that night. i asked him what was up and he said "i dunno... something feels weird."

my fucked up response: "They're gonna raid your hooooooouse, bro! get your shit and ruuuuuun! aaaaagghhahahaha!" as i pulled off.

i drive home and go to sleep.

at 7:13am my phone starts ringing off the mother fucking hook. i hit ignore like 5 or 6 different times and they still keep calling. i look at the number, and it's my folks' house. i pick up and his roomates wife is crying and all this shit about how they raided the house, and everybody but her was sitting in the detention center.


my boy just got sentenced February 6th for the raid, and he's doing 21months at a state correctional facility.



i had nothing to do with the raid, and i swear on my life i was just joking with him... but i still feel guilty as fucking sin for saying some stupid shit like that. :( 8( :(
 
hes goinna get out and bust a cap in your ass man! watch out, get your shit and run! now watch him actually come and do that and me feel guilty lol. Do people actually raid peoples fucking houses cause they smoke weed? Seriously like, they have nothing better to do than like have a house of a suspected pot smoker on survelance and like fucking raid their house cause he smokes pot??
 
The Winner!! said:
hes goinna get out and bust a cap in your ass man! watch out, get your shit and run! now watch him actually come and do that and me feel guilty lol. Do people actually raid peoples fucking houses cause they smoke weed? Seriously like, they have nothing better to do than like have a house of a suspected pot smoker on survelance and like fucking raid their house cause he smokes pot??
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he was doing more than just using drugs, bruh.

and no, i was the one that bailed him out of jail and hooked him up with rides to all his court dates and public defender meetings. the dude's my brother from another mother and he understands that it was just a joke when i said that shit...


just because he understands, though, doesn't mean that i don't feel like i still jinxed the shit somehow. :\

[edit: seeing as how he's already in jail, i feel like i can put his charges up here:

he got popped for distribution of cocaine, distribution of MDMA, distribution of marijuana (with all 3 of those charges, he also had a conspiracy to manufacture/distribute each, so those are like 6 charges), 3 counts of paraphernalia, attempting to flee, resisting arrest, and destruction of evidence/obstruction of justice. his PD was cool with the State's Attorney, though, and managed to get most of those put on Stet Docket-- hence him only being sentenced to 21 months with 5 days time-served.]
 
ok so my moms friend smokes and she lets us smoke in his room so we do like every single day and its super ligit. ha k so we were out of bud yesterday and have a WAY dirty bowl. so i started heating it up, (im not scared to hit some res to keep a high going) so we start ripping this res and its just straight reeking up his basement. his mom comes down also very high and says "why does it smell like your smoking tons of shit weed down here?!" god it was so funny because they have sorta a silent agreement on smoking and never talk about it face to face. reeked up his whole house for the day
 
this was only really funny if you were there but......we were all at a huge family reunion and so while everyone was getting drunk me and me two cousins who smoke went and smoked a HUGE blunt. we came in the basemnt and my second cousin whos like 5 years old was playing the nintendo wii. his mom came down who is actually really old (40's) and she didnt realize what it was called and called it the "weed". so weere sitting on the couch high as a kite and we hear "hey haev you had enough weed yet dominic?" we need to go. "if you like the weed so much maybe we can get you some for christmas" we all burst out laughing obv.
 
Drotacular said:
(im not scared to hit some res to keep a high going)
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you do realise that this has been proven not to work and is just a misenterpretation of the word used (resin) that caused all them millions of people to scrape at their pipes and bongs just to smoke the nastiness. Just thought i'd let you know, not to be a smart prick either. but to stop you putting that shit in your lungs.
 
Me and a buddy of mine went to Wendy's one day and as we were leaving, I couldn't open the door. It was like 7pm, so I'm looking at the lady behind the counter and asking her 'Why in the hell is the door locked if its only 7pm?' and I continue to pull on the door and it's not budging at all, so she comes out from behind the counter without saying a word, walks up, and pushes the door open and tells us to be careful.
 
Lol GOOD STUFF!

My sister and her friends were high and actually BACKED through the Wendy's drive thru after ordering in these retarded accents..."Yez, I'd like a kids meal with a chizzberger". The lady was sooo pissed and prolly spat (or worse) in their food. I was like, "haven't you seen that movie, Waiting?"
 
the first time i smoked GDP ( at the time it was the best ive ever had) two friends and i smoked an eighth in one sitting...i got up to make some ice tea and i poured all of the ice tea mix into the open dishwasher...ACCIDENT
we were so fucked up my friends started punching the couch they were laughing so hard...

stupid huh? haha
 
haha i have alot of stories but one that sticks out right now was when one day my and 2 other friends were on my friends ranch fishing and just got done smokin when my friend casts out he got a bite and started freakin out sayin he got a huge a bass i was convinced cause it looked like he was strugling and his pole was bending well when he finally reeled it up it was a bass probably 4 inches long haha you just had to be there
 
Hahaha recently i was partying with my friends and we went downstairs to make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, but it was 1 in the morning so we had to keep it down, and i threw the lid to the jelly away on accident. 8)

I guess you had to be there, but we were passing K's mom's room, and she was awake from us almost pissing laughing, and the next day she called us peeping toms and asked us why we were watching her sleep ahaha
 
One night we went out for a munchie run to the servo after an epic sesh. Obviously we brought a massssive one for the road, we get to the servo and my friend wanders in to buy some junk, goes up and down the ailes for a bit, walks up to the counter to pay for it. It was at that point we realised none of us outside had the huge doobie. And sure enough, our other mate is standing at the counter with it in his hand, cherrie still going.
The lady serving him has noticed and he suddenly realises and just flat out bolts for the door, runs over to us panting and goes "whewwww that was close... look i got a pack of gum, and i didnt even pay for it."
Then realises he left his wallet on the counter, and has to go back and apologise, she also made him pay for the gum. =D

Funniest shit ever. We were literally on the ground in stitches.
 
i was coming home from a sess one time and passing an accident blocking two lanes. right as im about to pass by it, a cop steps from behind the scene into my lane and i almost knock his kneecaps in. he strides over to my window furious like "are you tryin to kill me?!" then someone called his name and as he turned to look, the traffic light in front of me turned green, and i wasn't in the mood for a conversation so i put pedal to metal and gtfo of there
 
Been for a pretty big sesh and decided it was tiem for the munch run, so we crossed the road to this little petrol station. Now when im high i can only eat things i really want you know? So im looking at everything and it all just seems grey and dull, but all of a sudden i spy a Toffee Crisp shining with a bright orange light. I knew i had to have it, so wordlessly i picked it up, and sat on the floor by the counter, so the guy couldnt see. I then munched it all hardcore whilst my friends were paying around my trying to keep a straight face. Funny as fuck looking back on it.
 
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