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Fridyahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

ColtDan

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Whats everybodys plans for this weekend? probably a quiet one for me tonight as i might be going to a massive car show tomorrow called japfest, gotta be up at 6am, huge convoy, then saturday night out for some more messy intoxicated madness. hopefully this weekend should be as good as the last :)
 
My god, this clusterfuck of a week has all blurred into one for me, I thought it was still somewhere near wednesday :/ Sadly I'm working tomorrow so a sober one tonight. On the bright side, as I was bemoaning the state of my etizolam stash (looking pretty bare now) the husband piped up and said "Have you had any of that tranquilliser stuff yet? Maybe you can try that at the weekend?" so going to be sampling some MXE that I'd completely forgotten about tomorrow night I think! Anyone got any tips for a fun time? :D
 
^ start looooow! It gets pretty insane in higher doses, which may be what you're after, but believe me - low is the way to go at first. It takes a while to kick in via any ROA - guessing you'll be snorting, plugging is best IMO. Save a few etizolam to sleep, can leave a lot of residual stimulation. For best effects, lie in a dark room with headphones on. Oh, and read this :)

(Must come and see you soon copper!)

My Fri consists of poydrugging it up (in a HR wat ofc) with the lovely nAON, fellow BDD mod. Gabba night, meph, 4-AcO-DMT and various other things. Lovely :D

Oh, and cleaning my flat. Bleughhh.
 
I'm hoping to be going out with someone, I haven't decided on who the someone is yet. Waiting to see who I get the most favorable response to my texts from.
 
Haha, on yerself Spade. You're creepy as fuck but still, on ye go!

Tonight I'm doing fuck all. Getting stoned out my wee face.

Tomorrow, my mates are having a party. Their neighbour is a fucking wanker who calls the cops as soon as they have tunes on at all past 11pm. So, they're having a massive party. From 10am till 10pm lol. It's gonna be fucking bouncing but everyone getting papped out at 10 is gonna be funny/mental. Everyone in that 9am state but it's only 10 on a Saturday night, should be hilarious.
 
It's pretty much your duty to take a night's worth... a heavy night's worth... of drugs with you and do the lot by 9.59 so you're beyond incoherent but not in possession by the time the fuzz turn up. Stick some open invitations on myspace / facebook and see if you can get 10,000 random wankers turning up around that time too.

I can imagine the squad car turning up just before the busloads of numpties arrive, then radioing control... 'we're gonna need a bigger boat'.
 
Friday smiday.

I have more work to do this weekend than I have had to do in over 3 years.

I've got to go home this saturday to pick up my new oversized glasses so that I may be able to see again, then hotfoot it back to London immediately to carry on working.

I have codeine and ethylphenidate on the way today, godspeed.
 
It's pretty much your duty to take a night's worth... a heavy night's worth... of drugs with you and do the lot by 9.59 so you're beyond incoherent but not in possession by the time the fuzz turn up. Stick some open invitations on myspace / facebook and see if you can get 10,000 random wankers turning up around that time too.

I can imagine the squad car turning up just before the busloads of numpties arrive, then radioing control... 'we're gonna need a bigger boat'.

Haha, that first bit is not just my duty, it's definitely happening! I won't be the only one.

Fuck the rest of your plan though. The last time they turfed us out of that flat when I was there they sent a fucking minibus full of polis. The cops had been earlier to complain about the noise & been greeted by the two posh (by my standards anyway) birds who live there & who were more than polite to them, then they return half an hour later as though they're ready to take on a riot. I had a bag full of booze & drugs, I was off my face, yet I was roaring with laughter all the way down the stairs as I kept passing more coppers & continually taking the piss out of them despite my mates telling me to shut the fuck up.

That was about 8 cops, for a party of only about 10/15 people, who all left quietly & (fairly) politely when asked to. They'd send in armed response if folk were kicking off lol.
 
I'm hoping to be going out with someone, I haven't decided on who the someone is yet. Waiting to see who I get the most favorable response to my texts from.

Awww... my dead eyes began to get a bit misty for a second there.

I'm skint till Monday I think, but may be able to rustle a sub / discover a benzofied cash stash somewhere. I don't have many drugs in store but could either raid my dwindling stash or (if money comes my way) get some in. I've even run out of weed, so something has to give.

Seems destined to be a quiet one, but hopefully not a quiet and miserable one. Fingers crossed.
 
got a party at my new flat later, its the nospigs birthday, the fucking cunt wasnt gunna invite me and my gf but HAD to as she wants to use OUR room!!!

Can ya believe that?! she wasn't gunna even tell us and just use it but she was told by the rest of the house that she had to ask so she did it in such a cheeky way, went to my gf saying ' have you heard? we're thinking of using your room as the dancefloor etc' and my gf being a nice person said yeah,

The bitch as ordered like 1000 canisters of nos too, and I'm not allowed get MY post delivered to MY new flat... the word's 'hypocritical' and 'CUNT' spring to mind, i need some REALLY strong drugs tonight to spike this bitch good n proper!! :sus:
 
Steal her fucking nos and fill her a balloon of DMT. Let her birthday be a wake up call that pigs can fly.
 
Haha, on yerself Spade. You're creepy as fuck but still, on ye go!

What's creepy about that? Send out a mass text to a number of people, see who replies and take it from there. Don't put all your eggs in one basket and all that. ;)

Seems like my basket has a hole in it and all the eggs have smashed because I've still got no set plans. One person I called fobbed me off with a crappy excuse, 2 didn't respond to my texts and the other gave a vague answer about what her plans were and then didn't reply to my follow up text. Someone who I didn't text sent me a message inviting me out but it's miles away and I don't really want to meet them too much add to the fact I've possibly got malaria it's not looking like the weekend I had wanted.
 
i need some REALLY strong drugs tonight to spike this bitch good n proper!! :sus:

Hey BCF - she sounds like a total wanker, but spiking's out of order, morally like. Besides, I know you're a soft lad at heart and in addition to that it's a waste of good drugs.

Just dose her with laxative instead. That'll keep her quiet for a while. ;)
 
got a party at my new flat later, its the nospigs birthday, the fucking cunt wasnt gunna invite me and my gf but HAD to as she wants to use OUR room!!!

Can ya believe that?! she wasn't gunna even tell us and just use it but she was told by the rest of the house that she had to ask so she did it in such a cheeky way, went to my gf saying ' have you heard? we're thinking of using your room as the dancefloor etc' and my gf being a nice person said yeah,

The bitch as ordered like 1000 canisters of nos too, and I'm not allowed get MY post delivered to MY new flat... the word's 'hypocritical' and 'CUNT' spring to mind, i need some REALLY strong drugs tonight to spike this bitch good n proper!! :sus:

Spike her with a load of benzos and she wont be having any party.
 
What's creepy about that? Send out a mass text to a number of people, see who replies and take it from there. Don't put all your eggs in one basket and all that.

TheSpade = Player 1.

I think the DMT in a baloon is a great idea BCF, either that or lots of benzo's/laxatives, so she makes a cunt of herself and shits herself, that would be outstanding :D
 
Just to recap, I know we're all kidding, but spiking is a very heinous crime. Especially with benzos or DMT. Just though I'd play the HR killjoy part for a second.

Right, lecture over. Has anybody got any drugs they wish to lend me till I get paid?
 
Borrowing drugs is a heinous crime too, Sam. In fact it's like spiking yourself, technically.

Yeah I doubt anyone has rohypnol or jenkem in stock either ;)
 
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