Favourite Quotes And Sayings V3. I'm Serious, And Don't Call Me Shirley

[zombywoof]

Second edition
Do it for one and you must do it for all.

~Sprout

Treat the earth well.
It was not given to you by your parents,
it was loaned to you by your children.
We do not inherit the Earth from our Ancestors,
we borrow it from our Children.

 

[namnoc16]

From the Freak Brothers comic strip man trys to insult a long haired man --"haha i can't tell if it's a boy or a girl!"
-"why don't you suck my dick and find out?"

 

[zombywoof]

I ain't no square
With my corkscrew hair


When all the trees have been cut down,
when all the animals have been hunted,
when all the waters are polluted,
when all the air is unsafe to breathe,
only then will you discover you cannot eat money.

 

[namnoc16]

General Leslie Groves (played by Paul Newman in Fat Man and Little Boy talking about war)Gen. Leslie R. Groves: It's all about ass, isn't it? Either you kick it... or you lick it.

 

[Erikmen]

“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.”

 

[Sprout]

"Get out of my house!"
"It's my house..."
"Oh... well get out of your house!"

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

From the Freak Brothers comic strip man trys to insult a long haired man --"haha i can't tell if it's a boy or a girl!"
-"why don't you suck my dick and find out?"

Heh, 'Snappy Comebanks' - a mate of mine used that one once after reading that - he got threatened with violence...

On a similar note:

Clang, Honk, Tweet

http://imgur.com/0FdGPjH

 

[zombywoof]

Whoever stirs the shit
Should have to lick the spoon

 

[namnoc16]

—“Shit, if this is gonna be that kind of party, I’m gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!”— Mantan Moreland

 

[zombywoof]

It’s all fun and games, until someone calls the cops.
Then it’s a new game; hide and seek

 

[Sprout]

Damn, how much damage can you do with a pen?

 

[namnoc16]

You had best un-fuck yourself, or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!(full Metal Jacket)

 

[Sprout]

You had best un-fuck yourself, or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

So you overheard my ex missus being nice?

 

[Sprout]

It's safe because it's natural?
Do you know what else is natural?

Bears.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Is the bear catholic?
Does a pope shit in the woods?

 

[Don Luigi]

You cannot see the future with tears in your eyes.
Navajo proverb

 

[namnoc16]

Man, come on I had a rough night, and I hate the fucking Eagles, man.-The Dude in Big Lebowski- RIP Glenn Fry

I feel the same way dude!!!!

 

[zombywoof]

If at first you don’t succeed . . . so much for skydiving.

 

[Erikmen]

“You don’t have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.”

 

[Sadie]

I believe in the kind of love that does not demand me to prove my worth and sit in anxiety. I crave a natural connection, where my soul is able recognise a feeling of home in another. Something free-flowing, something simple. Something that allows me to be with out question.

- Joey Palmero.