ever coughed in your pipe?

[onmyway]

so i was taking an epic hit when i coughed in the pipe. of course, the flaming pot exploded all in my face and hair, etc... has anyone else done this? i coulda put an eye out or something.

 

[purple_cloud]

I think every stoner has been in this situation, especially during their early days of smoking pot. It sucks, but you aren't alone at all haha.

 

[Tripman]

This is the worst. Fuck I hate it when this happens. I remember doing it once in my early days and the conepiece was blown right between my eyes and I was covered in bong water. Not so cash.

 

[MistaJeff]

My pipe has a cap on it, coughing into it won't do shit.

 

[fatstep]

The first time i ever actually got high my first hit I inhaled and instantly started coughing insanely hard and blew the burning weed onto my friends bed. Good times

 

[FlawedByDesign]

i remember having a gram of white widow when i was 14 and by chance one of my good friends deceided they wanted to smoke for the first time that day. I let him have the green hit and like 2 seconds into it he coughed the whole bowl pack up into his face. i couldnt even get mad it was so funny, seeing him with all that dank stuck all over his face

 

[Arobskittle]

yeah this is the worst out of a bong, and it is always hilarious when it's not you.

 

[fatstep]

yeah this is the worst out of a bong, and it is always hilarious when it's not you.

Never had it happen to me with a bong but have seen some nasty bong water get everywhere when this happened, but I've definitely had those hits where you instantly pull away and exhale as fast as possible or you're going to puke/cough until you get a headache

 

[Chainer]

Dunno about where you're all at, but around here, that's called "volcano'ing".

I thought that was a universal pot term to frustratingly say at the ass who did it to our fat cone.

I think I was only that ass once in my life thus far, and that was many moons ago.

 

[Ramirez]

I honestly cannot say this has ever happened to me, though I've come close to it.

 

[wook]

we call this poofing the bowl

the weed goes POOF

 

[Arobskittle]

more of a sizzle at times

 

[Sega420]

where i come from, Poof means butt-bandit

 

[weekend addiction]

Yes. Many a time.

This reminds me of a time when I was cleaning my bong. Let me preface this by saying I was a little stoned from smoking said bong. I tried to blow some water through it in order to clean it out a bit. The water shot my bowl of the ash catcher and broke it.... Atleast the ash catcher didn't shoot off as well. Moral of the story: Don't clean your glass while fucked up.

 

[TearItDown]

Yeah, I've done it before. My worst time poofing the bowl was when I was already really, really ripped, I look down and think my bowl looks like a penis. Instantly start laughing hardly. It was funny but sad.

 

[superelephant]

This has never happened to me.

 

[RandomGuy123]

Have you ever put your mouth on the bowl instead of the lip piece? I have...

 

[Dr.kush]

sadly yeah, one time i was suuuper drunk and just blew out a fat dank green bowl! hate wasting weed

 

[Pillthrill]

not cough, but choked enough to get a little ash on stuff. I'm just glad it wasn't burning or anything. Just goes to show you that its not just smoking cigarettes can put holes in your shit. :D

 

[SweatStoned]

Never done it, but funny story. Me and a friend were playing some trumpet and smoking a bowl, when he put down the trumpet he blew into the bowl as if it were still the trumpet. Much laughing followed.