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EADD'S Big Achiever Thread

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Whats your greatest achievement?

Did you win the egg and spoon race in Primary 4; or even complete sonic on the Sega Megadrive(without cheating), everything counts!

I once hit the crossbar at first attempt from 50 yards. Never repeated that feat again.

Passed my driving test aged 17 first time.
 
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I was a bit of a whizz on Sonic when it came out now you've mentioned it. I also got a 10m swimming certificate that I was well proud of - took me fuckin' years to learn to swim but got there in the end. I've also not managed to die yet which is quite the achievement in itself sometimes.

Nice idea for a thread too - tis good to big up yer bad self sometimes :)
 
Threw a fag down on the pavement in front of me and extinguished it with my foot without breaking stride. In front of a bunch of fellow sixth-formers.

Threw a coat over my shoulder and managed to get it right on the hook. Often attempted to repeat it to no avail.

Was sitting on my bed with my girlfriend, bored and skint. She mentioned how nice it'd be if we had some weed. I got an urge to lurh forward, reach under the bed and grab the first thing I found. Which was half a bag of stinky green stuff. %)

Apart from that? Pushing a stone up the hill of failure and hostile, futile misery.
 
I used to be able to toss cigs up and catch 'em in me mouth right way round and light 'em up all in one rather swish move. I imagine most folks can really but I was quite stupidly chuffed with meself when I got the hang of it.
 
Shambles said:
I used to be able to toss cigs up and catch 'em in me mouth right way round and light 'em up all in one rather swish move. I imagine most folks can really but I was quite stupidly chuffed with meself when I got the hang of it.
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My mate does this with a joint all the time & every time he successfully does it he looks so pleased with himself you'd think it was the first time he'd ever done it.

It's fucking hilarious to watch him try & fail when he's steaming though, because he won't give up. Seen him succeed on the 15th attempt before haha.
 
Hahahaha! It really does feel like a major achievement every time. Bonus points for doing it with doobies cos they're usually weighted a bit funny so hard to catch the lighter roach end properly. It probably looks twattish as fuck from the outside but it feels so damn good to catch it just right if you're the catchee =D

And yeah, if I missed it the first time I could be there for hours trying to get it right if twatted enough :D
 
I won the inter school sports day sack and hoop race when I about 10. Won by some distance to.

If I had to name my greatest achievement we would have to travel back to an incident that took place walking to School one winter morning when I was 14.

Like many other teenage boys at the time I was wearing moccasin style Kicker shoes which had a bit of a lip at the front, where the moccasin sat above a flat base.

Without meaning to I scooped up a sizeable lump of dog poo at the front of my shoe and propelled it some distance towards the girl in front. At this point the dog shit stuck brilliantly to her tights and she proceeded to carry the dog shit with her all the way into School before it eventually dropped off around two minutes later.

I can still picture it now, staring back at me like some spectacular hitch hiker, before finally giving in to gravity and sliding an inch or two down her leg and then finally plopping off.
 
SamhainGrim said:
Threw a fag down on the pavement in front of me and extinguished it with my foot without breaking stride. In front of a bunch of fellow sixth-formers.

Threw a coat over my shoulder and managed to get it right on the hook. Often attempted to repeat it to no avail.

Was sitting on my bed with my girlfriend, bored and skint. She mentioned how nice it'd be if we had some weed. I got an urge to lurh forward, reach under the bed and grab the first thing I found. Which was half a bag of stinky green stuff. %)

Apart from that? Pushing a stone up the hill of failure and hostile, futile misery.
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:D Funny stuff
 
I was deputy head girl at my school %)

Although actually, I was a proper swotty quiet little girl so my proudest day at school was getting suspended for smoking in the girls toilets! Everyone in my year was so shocked given my goodie two shoes reputation, was pretty sweet, haha ;)

Edit: There are things I am actually much more proud of but they mostly relate to my job which I don't want to chat about on here :P
 
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Got student of the year award at martial arts when I was young.

Got put into solitary confinement for 2 weeks for attempting to set the school on fire.

I bet the system.. once.
 
Manchester Evening News 'Newscarrier of the Month'. Won a bike. My mother made me sell it.
 
SamhainGrim said:
Manchester Evening News 'Newscarrier of the Month'. Won a bike. My mother made me sell it.
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hahah my mate won that, best paper boy in town hey?

i got sacked from that job because all the oldies were complaining i was delivering there paper on the sunday instead of the thursday and they were missing all the good deals and offers! oh noes
 
My accidental threesome definitely ranks amongst my greatest achievements. Well, it was accidental as I was only aware it was happening two minutes before it commenced. And it was a threesome, and not a twosome, as my housemate decided at the last minute to fuck off and go to bed alone leaving me to entertain the to girls we'd brought back. Definitely a fun filled evening...
 
I used to be a cross country runner. Ran for the district team and everything.

Then I discovered drugs, drinking and smoking all at once and that was the end of that.
 
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I used to be a cross country runner. Ran for the district team and everything.

Then I discovered drugs, drinking and smoking all at once and that was the end of that.
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Believe it or not, the young Sammy G was a great swimmer, played football, rugby, cricket and lacrosse for the school teams and then the twin evils of paper deliveries and rock 'n' roll put paid to any nascent career as a sportsman.

Which was probably unlikely, but hey... ;)
 
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