hmm I have read a txt about a guy who swore by this combo, although going by the dodgy ascii picture heading it, I couldn't garantee he wasn't just out to scare the living daylights out of those who chose to test it, as he said he prefered doing it 'with nature, by himself'. Although it could be fantastic fun and adventurous, I wouldn't try it, unless you do
Then it automatically becomes alright!
I'm a big fan of DXM - don't abuse it though, make it a special experience.
I hope I get to see the "crooked world" once more, I've only been there once.
I'm gonna let you in on a magical secret, I can't help but let one out everytime someone posts about dXM...but this ones EXTRa EXTRa special. I'm gonna try give you directions to the "crooked world", you heard nice.
Look around at structures, walls, buildings, fences, and say in a hmm what kinda voice...say it in a calm way, be resigned to the fact that its true, anyway say this in that manner...'Hey......*make note of the structures in ur head*...it's a crooked world...isn't it?' Not making reference to the fact there's shitloads of crims, but rather that the world is made up of straight lines, even the circles(space and time are too). keep on sayin it's a crooked world in a slow way to someone. I don't know why I came up with it, it started with me saying it's a crooked world, and seemed to picture this song that used to be around in grade prep about a crooked man in a crooked house or some shit, or more accuratly that's how I recalled it going, the straight lines fact I used to back up the rhyme and gazing at flat objects. It helped me reassure myself of the fact that it was a ...cRoOkEd wORlD, you catchin on? you do this too. it's a crooked world ppl...a crooked world.
If you get there Tell the people there I said Hi and tell them ill try visit one day again, tell them...fuck wait a min I've got a scroll *gives you the scroll*
'To my most adored cRoOkEd WoRLd, in all it's precious comfy green+grey+bright(think tellietubbies?) emptiness I will do everything I can do to return to your world some day, and conceive your existance. I will bring you gifts of menthol Horizon cigarettes 50 pack maybe, a generic brand orange juice 600ml if avail, the blue bic lighter, the marone sunnies, the shit green pants, the shit orange T-shirt with grey sleaves, and something extra special and if you are willing ill play on your multicoloured swings and play equipment.
- Your loving, humbled dad'
it's a crooked world...ahhhh... damn it's a crooked world
Simon
Don't forget! Come back crooked world I miss you!
